VOL. XX, NO. 10
MAY 18, 1979

Superlatives!

BY DANA SCHULTZ

Just the other day I was helping my sister fill out her choices for the Senior Superlatives, and I got to thinking. Wouldn't it be fun if in 10 years, at a class reunion, they read off their choices for Senior Superlatives?

For those of you who don't know what they are, superlatives are a type of honor which is given to members of the Senior Class by their peers. They range from most beautiful/handsome to biggest partier to disco king/queen.

Anyway, my point is that people can change an awful lot as time goes by. What if you were at your class reunion 10 years later and the person you voted biggest cheesebrain owned a chain of supermarketes? Or what about the person who you voted the biggest partier? Now, he's a mortician. And don't forget about the person you voted least likely to forget; then they forgot to come to the reunion. And how could you forget the person most likely to succeed? Wouldn't you be shocked to find out that he ran off to California and joined the Moonies?

Well, there's only one way to tell if these predictions come true. Stick around for 10 years. To state an old, wise, irritating phrase: such is life!