To the Teachers:

I, Kevin Downing, will to all the teachers declining enrollment and unemployment.

I, Jim Schellenberger, will to Mr. Kardasz all my gym socks.

I, Tom Adrahtas, will to Mr. Jurinek my parking spot next to the janitors' shed in the teachers' parking lot in B‑wing.

I, Vince Holajn, will to Mr. Pelikan all my hair.

I, Dianne Pascolini, will to Mr. Lord good taste in clothes.

I, Pete Hebbard, will Andy Herriges' little brother to Mr. Quinn for his homeroom next year.

I, Pam Cappelen, will to all the gym teachers the many cutters of the future.

I, Jo Maniscalco, will to Mr. Bragiel two freshman to bweep at him everyday for the next four years.

I, Fred Schroeder, bequeath to Mr. Grobe, my machine shop teacher, all of the excess hair of my next 10 haircuts.

I, Paulette Schmidt, will all of my detentions to Miss Jones.

I, Steve Jones, will my correspondence course to Mr. Johnson.

I, Tim Kehl, will to Mr. "P" all the scrap "modings" from 1‑2A.

I, Michael Wilm, will the best of luck to all the teachers who helped me make it through Maine West.

I, Laura Lichter, will Mr. Bragiel a bweeping machine with a timer.

I, Merilyn Sauer, will to Miss Basenbach a new set of books so she will not have to look through separate pages to find the story we are reading.

I, Wayne Wesley, will to all my teachers all my undone homework.

I, Ida Westermayer, will to Mr. Herring a new freshman class for homeroom next year.

I, Geri Busch, will Mrs. Heraty all the freshmen of next year.

I, Rich Kroschel, will to Mr. Barnes the quantities of Jack Daniels and coffee that kept me alive during his early morning sessions.

I, Dawn Ericksen, will a big kiss to all those teachers who stopped the future lovers in the halls.

I, Kim Kleckner, will to Mrs. Heppner in the RRR during 4A a deviant group of seniors who will take our place and try to keep the tradition that Jan, Lisa, Joanne, Kurt, Holly, and I started, and that they may be as wild as we, so she will not forget what a "great" group we were.

I, Joanne Denk, will to Mr. Swearingen three lovely AP Biology scholars to replace Lisa, Holly, and I, who will maintain the chaotic condition of next year's AP class with thymus fights, pig probings, basketball games, continual breakage reports, and the ultimate denaturazation of their proteins.


To the School:

I, Craig Donohue, will to the school Ms. Stetsuk, because of her cheery, smiling face, and because she loves to hear us talk in the library.

I, Mark Burns, will to the school my crayons for A‑203.

I, Terri Sullivan, will to the school the piece of chomped gum that has been in my locker all year.

I, David Rogers, will to the school all my different locker combinations that I had to learn.

I, Lynda Winkler, will to the school better luck with next year's students.

I, Tom Dorsch, will to the school two sets of burned up tires.

I, Jim Bilstein, will all of my basketball abilities to the school.

I, Kurt Kuehn, will my four‑year‑old gym suit to the "Spirit of Maine West."

I, Paul Mundt, will to the school the toilet rat in B‑wing john.

I, Dusty Carlson, will my gym suit that has not been washed in four years and all my lunches that have accumulated in my locker since September to Maine West.

I, Donna Pluciennik, will to the school the joy of using up all the alloted snow days.

To students and friends:

I, Dave Warner, will to my sophomore gym class, 15 gallons of epilepsy serum.

I, Cathie Patach, will all my smart remarks to Mr. Drain to anyone who has him for homeroom next year.

I, Paul Carlino, will to Jeff Spicer my job; good luck for trying to hold on to it for more than a week.

I, Leslie Stewart, being of sound mind and body, do hereby will to my brother all my former teachers in hopes that he fares better with them that I did.

I, Dianne Spiess, will my cold tablets to next year's Biology hAP class so that they may keep their minds high enough to grasp the meaning of each lecture.

I, Simon Shum, will to all the invalids at Maine West my elevator key and my worn out crutches.

I, Jamie Minor, will all my "pre‑game activities" to next year's Pom Pon and Cheerleading Squads.

I, Vince Lombardo, will my vinyls to all the up and coming wrestlers.

I, Bill Krusinski, will to all my friends all the girls I never got.

I, Mary Kob, will to Kim Markman J. G. when I die.

I, Mark Fisher, will all my books to all my friends.

I, Jim Dierks, will to my brother Cubby all the unwarranted verbal assaults I received in English IVW

I, Linda Olsen, do hereby will to all future Spanish students a case of Aspirin and a ton of luck so they might make it through a year of Miss Rupp.

I, Robin Richey, will to Amy Sigman all my extra blank passes and my handwriting skill.

I, Heather McCune, will to Sheila Wall all the patience, tolerance, stamina, and brute strength needed to be a guardian.

I, Jeff Currer, will to Maine West $100 to the Save a Herring Fund.

I, Carolyn Penkala, will to the school all my ragged books and locker, which looks like they have been hit by a bomb and also this quarter's report card.

I, Scott Bouchee, will to the school all the cigaret butts I found in the john.

I, Jeff Cieszkowski, will to the school my gymnastic grips for Harris's eagles.

I, Pam Sharp, will to the school all of the moldy lunches that Mrs. Muckle found on top of the lockers.

I, Herb Markko, will to the school 75 two‑foot tall freshmen to throw lunches and pennies.

I, Keith Karlov, will to the school anything left in my locker after I leave.

I, Nora Meneshian, will to the school 500 rolls of toilet paper to be disposed of properly throughout Maine West.

I, Daniel Martin, will to the school 717 memories.

I, Eileen Kramer, will to the Maine West swim teams a dating service so certain swimmers can get together.

I, Steve Kopp, will to the Maine West V‑Show the legend of Swan Lake.

I, John Flynn, will to the school of the pennies in 4A lunch that made it past the ladies.

I, Jim Karabas, will the Maine West V‑Show of 1979‑80 the permission to place the Swan Lake uniforms into the V‑Show Hall of Fame.

I, Ted Arvanitis, will my parking space to next year's Trans Am.

I, Laura Paulin, being of somewhat sound mind and body will the Westerner darkroom to Kirk Schultz.

We, Janice Nelson and Sally Ranft, will to Karen Lofgren, Mike Bergles, Laura Ryan, and all the other members of ski club, our great skiing ability and the guts to uphold the tradition set during the '79 Ski Club scandal.

I, Amy Morrison, will all my rowdy Friday nights to the future wild and crazy girls of the Class of 1980.

I, Jeanne Mascenic, being of sound mind and body will my bandaides and razor to next year's Orchesis members.

I, Steve Lambrechts, will to Bill Graham a full year of Coach Chovanec's swim practices.

I, Chris Kron, will all my Biology II AP notes to all the unfortunate students who take the course next year.

I, Mary Duntemann, will to next year's senior leaders a nice conservative and cooperative class.

I, Nancy Brock, will my VW to Sherry Wiet so she will have a way to safely get to 4:30 practices next year.