BY SHERI ZORNOW

...you have a detention for 7:30 and you oversleep

...the one day you have to do homework in homeroom, you find out you have an assembly

...you get a pass to see the dean first thing in the morning

...you realize you forgot to lock your locker and you find out that someone was kind enough to lock it for you; but there is one little catch, you have to get on your knees to open it

...you finally cut a class and you get caught

...you drop your plate in the cafeteria and everyone claps

...your desk tips over right in the middle of class

...you're taking a test, and you turn around to ask your friend the answer to number three and it's the teacher behind you

...your locker won't open and you swear you have the right combination

...you forget your lunch on top of your locker

...you have a surprise test in every one of your classes

...you take a spelling test and spell your own name wrong

...you and all your friends plan to cut and meet at Doodles at one, and you're the only one there

...you lose your money in the telephone, the change machine, the candy machine, and the Coke machine all on the same day

...you have swimming in gym and there are no towels left.