VOL. XX, NO. 7
MARCH 2, 1979

Wandering Warrior
Students Wish To Add Their Favorite Subjects

If you could add a class to the school curriculum, what would it be and why?


Kelly Wiles '80 ‑ How to party on weekends because everyone should learn how to have a good time without getting sick.

Lisa Meyer '80 ‑ A class to teach certain burrheads how to act their age and when to shut up.

Bill Lotz '80 ‑ History of the Non-Western Oswego because I feel that everyone should know about my home town.

Jon Davis '80 ‑ Health A. P. because I love to learn about the human body.

Greg Behrendt '80 ‑ Toenail growing lessons so everyone's room can look like mine.

Debbie Rohlicek '80 – Marriage counselor lessons because mine is shot!

Alicia Crulkshank '80 ‑ Thumbelina lessons so you can really turn over and then pick up the pieces.

Kathy Spltzer ' 80 ‑ Aunt Jemima lessons so everyone can make waffles as good as Carolina in the morning.

Lisa Fegley '81‑ How to pick up guys. Why? Because I haven't figured it out yet!

Sue Jeronimus '81 ‑ A course in understanding Cary Olson's life because it is as confusing as a soap opera.

Mark Halverson '80 ‑ Time Warpers, Acc. because I'm from Transylvania.

Laura Fisher '81 ‑ A song writing class because I want to learn how to write songs as good as Jim Mix does.

Ginger Stone '81 ‑ Snow dancing so we won't have to come to school.

Sherry Wiet '81 ‑ Whopper classes so Kathy Dsida can learn how to make one.

Lisa Cacciatore '81 ‑ Attaining character by Nick Danger so we're not attitude cases.

Pat Murray '81 ‑ A course in "Schachte's Angels" so T can learn to act like Kris Monroe and get better acquainted with Bos.

Kathy Eilken '79 ‑ A class in muzzlemaking so Julie and Nancy won't scream on the way to school.

Laura Ryan '81 ‑ A course about the earth so I won't be in another world all the time.

Bob Schultz '79 ‑ A Suzy Homemaker course so I can show Dana how to cook.

Wayne Wesley '79‑ Mechanics "High Performance" so I can build my car into a race car.

Debbie Karakourtis '81 ‑ Man control, so you can put your man in his place.

Pam Thompson '81 ‑ A class on how to be punctual because I never seem to get anywhere on time.

Pattie Schaffer '81 ‑ A course on meditating because you can have a good time.

Sue Kastner '81 ‑ A course on disco dancing since Laura Ryan loves to really get down and boogie.