OCTOBER 10, 1980
Wandering Warrior
Students Are Asked About America
Arnold Mueller '81 Christopher Columbus, to visit the Indians.
Doug Powers '81 - Fidel Castro; he needed a place to dump Cubans.
Brian Wilk '83 Ronald Reagan, because he invented the tax system.
Don Ellison '81 Rocko de la Rollo; he was looking for Columbia but he missed.
Julie Calabrese '81 Christopher Columbus, because it was there to be discovered.
Jay Hammer '81 The Vikings did it to get away from their wives.
Anne Reppert '82 Christopher Columbus, he wanted to prove the earth was round.
John Grahm '81 - Mark Valenzia because he thinks he's God.
Linda Davis '82 - The Indians, because Mr. Winter told us in history class.
Kathy Markko '81 - Mr. Blanas, because of his great insight.
Jenny Reese '84- Mickey Mouse, because he was looking for Minnie.
Mary Garcia '84 - Bat Man, because he was looking for Bat Girl.
George Reichl '81 - The Ayatollah, because he needed a place to supply him with some hostages.
Linda Fridley '83 - Christopher Columbus, because that's what the teachers have pounded into my head.
Ed Eldredge '82 - The Chinese, because.
Rose Biesiedzinski '83- I did, because I took a wrong turn in the bus concourse.
Joanne Stine '81 - Peter Gabriel. Why? I don't remember, I don't recall.
Matt O'Toole '81 - Gotlieb Heilman, because he was looking and found the crystal clear water from God's country.
Bob Przanowski '81 - Matt O'Toole because he staggered upon it one Friday night.
Jeff Thomas '81 - Who cares! Tell me who discovered tuti fruiti punch.
Catherine Jordan '82 - No one really discovered it. It was never covered.
Jim Teevans '81 - Mr. America. Who else could it have been?
Pam Peca '81 - Ms. America.