VOL. XXIV, NO. 9

I, Daniel Allen, will to my brother all of my clothes, stereo and albums. My truck I will to Mark Disch. I leave to the school all my books, pencils, pens, and paper.

I, Pete Ahlman, will to Mr. Bergdolt a physics experiment that works. And to Tom Graham every Jewel and True Value Hardware shopping bag so he can use them for lunch.

I, Cindy Bair, will to Sharon Roeske and Rebecca another fun and exciting year in C.L.I.A. To Sharon I also will my job if she is allowed to continue working there.

I, Jenny Ballee, will to 'Nerd" Rodriguez luck throughout her years at West. Also good luck with Mike.

I, Jane Barringer, will my entire collection of earrings, along with my purple boots to Mr. Murdy.

I, Margaret Bashem, will good times to the 1983-84 cheerleading squads.

I, Jeff Baute, will the ride home to John Sullivan.

I, Julie Becker, will all the patience I had with my third period freshman leader class to the girls who become senior leaders and get a freshman class.

I, Lori Bending, will Judi Jackson all the pictures she has been staring at in my locker and the best of luck in her next two years.

I, Cesar Blanco, will the following advice to Jim Mazzochi; these words will sum up the next two years here. It's very short and easy "You haven't seen anything yet." And I will leave you the following: my wrestling practice shirt ...Good Luck!

We, Jennifer Blomquist and Judy Proctor, will Jenny Reese and Karyn Stein our strawberry and grape lip gloss to ensure a successful kiss and leads in next year's musical.

I, Chris Bock, will Mitchell H., Toni M., Chris C. and Tina S., (you too Rich) all of my wonderful study habits. This assures you straight "A"s through your high school career!

I, Mark Boesche, will my hair to Mr. Carle.

I, Carol Boksa, will Jeff Galovich the bag of cheetos and cookies and milk that I eat every day in PAR, and all the food he steals from me in lunch.

We, Candy Braid and Vicki Beres, will Stacey Beres Dexatrim enough so you needn't jump off the house to get in your jeans. Also, enough toilet paper to stuff in your Nikes so they fit.

I, William Brancato, will to my little brother, Jim, all my knowledge he is going to need to pass.

We, B. Brand and C. Dovekas, will to Mr. Kopp a pair of students as alert and quiet and comprehensive as we weren't. Love ya always, Brig and Chris.

I, Ed Buc, being of sound mind (more or less), will leave next year's European History class a copy of "How to Spell Names of 1001 Famous Europeans" and a supply of "I love Kenneth Clark" buttons.

I, Bradley Carlile, will never forget Ms. Guyon's English II class sophomore year. Her stories were strange but funny, especially those about her pattymelts and her neighbors.

We, Diane Carlins and LeeAnne Leslie, will Mr. Hutchinson a truck load full of mushroom and ham quiche.

I, Eric Carlson, being of questionable mind and body, will Matt Pofahl 75 calculus takehome tests to be done at 2 a.m. Sunday, to Joe Pleuger a new car stereo, to Monsieur Holbrook another year with Adrian and to Heather Carlson a big thanks for putting up with me these four years.

I, Dwight Caswell, will with deepest sorrow and regret to the future senior men, my beloved flock of females affectionately known as "Davey's Angels." Give them the respect they so richly deserve.

We, Christa, Carmen, Pat, Chris, and Ada, will Mr. Patrizi all the daily bulletins we never listened to.

I, Tracy Chambers, will Mr. Freeman a whole cat full of meows and a bag of "Meow Mix" so he can make his own.

I, Lisa Christensen, will to Lisa F. the old M.N. drama couch and to Kara and Kirsten my car with unlimited amounts of gas. I also will to K.Z. the choice of any free dinner when they make state.

I, Donna Cobb, will my history book to Mr. Edstrom for all the long, long hours he put in trying to teach me American History.

We, Steve Cozzi and Dan Derlis, will to Timmy McCormick all our skills in hockey and all other sports and to FUD our black books.

I, Kristen Davis, will to my brother, Glenn Davis, a subscription of "How to Keep a Lasting Relationship" put together from all the quotes of the desk tops of Maine West, written especially for space cadets.

I, Christa Dettman, will to the Flag Corps the memories of Band and Mr. Hug. I will to N.S. my pictures of J.S. And to Randy, I will my memories of all the good times we've spent together.

I, Mike Dorion, will to Mr. Gary Hutchinson one philips screwdriver to put his crumbling homeroom back together.

I, Christine Dovekas, will all my love to Mr. Pelikan!

I, Chris Dreys, will Andy Dreys much success in high school and the guts to run for senior class council president his senior year. I also will Cheryl Dryden much luck in school and in the donut business.

I, Denise Dzik, (medium cheeks), will to Deanne Dzik (little cheeks), my trench coat that Mary Just's (big cheeks) father gave me.

 

I, Peggy Erbach, will to next year's AP biology class the three words we, the 1982-83 class, used the most - "I don't know" as well as Mr. Swearingen's favorite organism-E. coli.

I, Vivian Eschenbach, will to Michele Bibby my blue banana peel earrings.

I, Margaret Faustmann, will patience to Mr. Mendrella's future students, another carnival to Jeanine, a safe skiing trip to Mike Schipp and a white tux. A "great day" forever to Poopsie, to Fozzie‑friendship, fun and my love.

I, Doreen Fillips, will the future varsity softball players all the trips to the library that I've never made.

I, Kurt Fischer, will all future varsity quarterbacks my crutches, ACE bandage, and knee brace ...just in case. Good Luck. I also will to Brian Mirocha the $101 have owed him for the past 7 months.

I, Suzanne Ford, will to Debbie Guth my twirling uniform so she can remember all the great times we spent in them. Also, I will her my old white gymshoes with the holes in them.

I, Lisa Fredrick, will to Robin A. all my good experiences during my senior year, may hers be as good as mine.

I, Bill Friday, leave my will to anyone who is interested: Freshmen: nothing 'cause they have a lot to learn. Sophomores:not much, 'cause they too still have a lot to learn. Juniors: some good advice to follow them along through the years. Seniors: a hand for working hard in making it all the way to graduation. "Congratulations."

We, Linda Fridley and Amy Glass, will to Mr. Stenoien all our broken glassware, Black Ango "trademarks" and crazy, inaccurate (or is it not precise????; we still don't know!) experiments.

I, Liz Gaines, will Kevin Chemist Concert King Konopka a lifetime supply of beautiful blonde girls, plus I will Marleen another year with our wonderful chemistry teacher, Mr. Howdle.

I, Shelley Garlick, will Julie Schick all the sore and tired muscles from playing volleyball, pickleball, basketball, football (in the snow) and swimming during our twelve hour marathon.

I, Oralia Garrido, will all those hectic yet fun times to the 1983-84 Pom Pon squad, and to Mr. Silkowski all that extra food I never ate and a book on how to be a happy hyper person.

I, Peggy George, will all my gratitude to Mrs. Verber for all the achievements toward a rewarding future, putting forth the determination and contributing more than the average teacher.

I, Cynthia Georgoulis, will Mr. Magnusson my melodia book.

I, Ann Giannetto, will Mr. Murdy the freckle on the middle of my nose that he is sure never to let me forget that I have.

I, Amy Glass, will to my sister, Wendy, my name since everyone calls her by it anyway. I also will to next years's European History AP class better luck with getting spellings for people like "Drazhda Mihailovich."

I, John Goeschi, will my safety pin which I had stuck in my nose on "New Wave Day," and my red and blue hair to Mr. Ken Lindqu1st.

I, Karen Grossmann, will all my knowledge of the word processor in 0.0. to Mr. Greitcke so that he may get through next year without me.

I, Michael Hachenbeg, will my God‑given guitar playing ability to Mr. Francis Vaupel, he'll need it!!!

I, Karen Hanson, will all of my sister's Doctor Who video tapes to Mr. Herring so that I won't have to see them any more.

I, Karen Harris, will to all my upperclassmen, the right to pick on your upcoming underclassmen. Good luck when I'm gone.

I, Karen Henke, will Donna Carter the position of boys swim manager and also the fun and especially the memorable times, which I shall never forget!

I, Carl Henry, will all my Harley stickers on the inside of my hall locker to whoever is lucky enough to have it next year.

I, Mike Herriges, will Tim Carpentier all my past academic experience, my brains, my physique and my lettermen's sweater. Thank you.

I, Joanna Hincker, will my Egg McMuffin in photo class to Jimi Henricks, John Nero, and Ron Maxwell.

I, Sandra Hoffman, will Duane Roeherig all the cute, smart remarks he said during auto and photo!!

I, Marsha Humbert, will a bottomless swimming pool and an armored car to Nancy O'Connor, with lots of GOOD luck.

I, Lisa Huntoon, will to Marsha Humbert all my excuses to get out of the house!!!

I, Sheree Hussar, will Maine West, especially Eileen Hora and Deanne Dzik, all the great songs that I sung every day.

I, Randy Johnson, will to the WESTERNER staff half an editorial page to fill up where my column used to be. I also will to my brother, Ron, all the one liners and jokes I've used over the past four years

I, Ki Jung, will to the class of 1987 my experiences in Maine West High School with wonderful teachers who were very friendly and kind. You will have a bright future by graduating from Maine. Study hard and be gentlemen and join the Chess Club. Don't hesitate because if you don't know how to play, you will learn!

I, Mary Just, will to Jodi Wierenga the title of Big Cheeks for the next two years.