Here we are again. Due to unpopular demand, we will continue reporting juicy little tidbits to our loyal readers.

Morfit would like to thank Melanie Wells '65, for all the support she has given us. Whenever we run out of things to print, she goes out and creates news for our column by doing some idiotic stunt.

We hear Scott Weidner '64, has a new hobby which he is practicing in the end of C‑wing. It is called submarining.

What's wrong with your car, Bob (Fat Boy) Schultz '62?

You say you threw all eight of your rods? You must be some good driver!

Gary (Butterball) Riess '63, has a magnetic attraction to Ed Schwenke's '63, M-club sweater. Gary can't keep his hands off it.

Co‑ed gym has some strange side effects. All the nearsighted boys are starting to wear their glasses and all the boys have finally gotten their gym suits washed.

Those "!!!" parking lot monitors. I was walking in the lot when a car zoomed past. In it was a parking lot monitor on his way to the gas station. They frequent that establishment quite a bit. It seems that they have to do something to amuse themselves while they keep their lonely vigil.

My private eye tells me that Bill Downing '62, is planning a trip over the spring vacation with seven other boys. They are going to Sweetwater.

Mr. Bailey, did you know that on the morning of April 5 you said "again" 42 times?

The issue of transfer students has come up many times. The students in the third period physics class in B-103 sure wish that this plan would be adopted. They would like to ship Steve (Lover Boy) Jensen '63, to Siberia so they won't have to listen to his jokes anymore.

Chaos and confusion in the halls! MORFIT is running rampant!!

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