by John Frang

Hark! Hark! Can you hear them? They're the sounds of spring. How many of them have you heard?

1 - The snow melting through B-wing roof.

2 - The grass popping up outside the physics room.

3 - The water in your gym shoes squashing around your toes.

4 - Your (t)rusty scalpel cutting through your fetal pig in the biology lab.

5 - The homeroom teacher's voice as he announces the penalty for playing hookey.

6 - A monitor's pen writing out parking tickets.

7 - The screams of girls in co-ed gym classes.

8 - A janitor's trowel transplanting the weeds into the flower beds.

9 - Your neighbor's mind as he daydreams.

10 - Students flocking to get their Westerners.

11 - Ditto machines working overtime on the daily absentee lists.

12 - The sound of... Ho Hum... ah... spring fever.