WANTED By a junior girl

Who . . .One Junior boy
Date. . .May 19
Time. . .8:30 p.m.
Crime . . . Junior Prom

Will use bribery if necessary: car, food, and fun.

Hello all you finks! The Junior Prom is just around the corner. Preparations are already being made‑girls are already taking their baths so they won't be late!

Barb Valentino is giving free dancing lessons including the mashed potato, in the student lounge. She almost mashed my tail come to think of it. Ask Jim Witkay about the special shoes in Brumlick's marked L (eft) and R (ight).

Sale: Nerve pills for timid boys at Probst's drug store.

Special: Nancy Jonas has disclosed that Pesches is giving away dandelion corsages for boys who are short of funds.

Connie Andre is really trying to reduce for the Prom. Something about two pills? And Holly Schmidt's Prom problems are being solved by some mysterious person. . . Ebabande (?)

Girls‑be sure to get your non‑smear lipstick and hairnets before it's too late!!

THE Spot after the Prom will be Schellin's Bakery, serving pumpernickel bread. And for those who have trouble getting there, Pegasus club is renting horses. Chariots will be supplied at an extra special low rate by the Latin club.

Gingus Tux is selling special suits for girls who want to go to the Prom and haven't been asked. Gee, I wish they had them for dogs. Oh well. . .all you kids have a good time, and don't get in too late, for there's school Monday.