Anti‑V.I.P. Society Bulletin Wanted:

A certain senior boy who calls himself Butch is wanted for questioning in connection with the mysterious mishandling of a left-handed basketball player called "Weazel."

Description: Six feet (most people have two) 185 pounds (soaking wet) Brown eyes (all two of them) Brown hair (dyed crewcut).

Previous Record: Class president during sophomore year. Brotherhood Society. Boys' club representative. M‑club (a local gang). Camp Chely delegate. Butch has served two terms in class council and three in Student Council. He is now fulfilling his office of vice‑president of Student Council and is active in football and baseball.

Beware: He is know to have a dislike for students who criticize Student Council without knowing how it functions. (Maybe that's why he picks on "Weasel.")

Rumored: He is planning to attend college ‑ location unknown (we'd like to send him to the University of Alaska ‑ where he will be sentenced to the teaching or law field.

'Icky‑Ecky', hey Lora Eckert. How's your fiberglass canoe coming along?

Oh, you're almost finished.

How can you manage to build a canoe, do your job as Student Council treasurer, go to Girl's Club council, practice your solo for the Aquiana show and still be a semi‑finalist for the National Merit scholarship?

When do you have time to do all of your studying? Oh, that's right, one of your pet peeves is going to bed early.

With all of that studying, how do you find time to go camping, swimming, and water skiing? You just make time, huh?

I hear you want to be a doctor. Where are you planning to take your pre‑med? Grin­nell or Carleton? Oh, you haven't decided which one for sure yet. That's all right, you've still got about 10 months. By the way, I'm taking a poll. What would you wish for Maine West if you could do anything for it (besides a new field house!). More school spirit Good idea. We really need it!

Well, gotta be going. This is late and the editor is hot on my heels. It's been fun talking to you. So long."