VOL. III, NO. 3
NOVEMBER 3, 1961

‑MORFIT­

It is obviously notable that this year's Junior class is the first class in the history of Maine West to be uncontaminated by any years of attendance at the "aulde schoole" (Maine East). Just think, the class of '63 will be forever engraved in the memories of later alumni of our alma‑mater. However, we ought to check up on some of these wily juniors ... Gary Reiss was trying to reverse Linda Scott's reversible skirt in the hallway. WOW!

For shame on you Frankie Vaia . . . taking a bite out of Joan "Dimp" Hanke's apple! ... You know, the one she carries to Journalism with her every day.

We all think it would be advisable for Peggy Demko and Frank Vaia, (again?), to learn to drive on the street.

Things can get messy on the curb ... By the way, Les Helfers and Paul (ette) Froehlicher, why don't you wash that filthy monstrosity on wheels?

Maine West's award‑winning marching band is becoming violent in all its enthusiasm. Pom‑Pom lovely, Ruth Richardson narrowly escaped injury from Steve Anderson's flying drumstick... and the adorable Jaquie Berndt fell and went BOOM while running through the lines. Sabotage!!