VOL. III, NO. 5
DECEMBER 15, 1961

Will It Come True?

by Peg Demko '63

With 1961 drawing to a close, I can't help but think that 1962 would be much more exciting if the following predictions would come true. My crystal ball is cloudy but if I look real close I see that:

Tank suits will be replaced by bikinis.

Khrushchev will go on a Metracal diet.

Dennis the Menace will receive a good conduct medal.

There will be a new sign in the school lunchroom saying, "Approved by Duncan Hines."

Mitch Miller will shave off his beard.

Stop signs will be put in the halls between B and C wings to control the traffic jam.

Television shows will be replaced entirely by commercials.

Jack Paar will go to bed at 8 p.m.