VOL. III, NO. 5
DECEMBER 15, 1961

Please, Send. . .

Dear Santa,
I would like a pizza pie birthday cake with a yellow candle on it and my favorite off‑tune singers.
Bev Pawelko '62

Dear Santa,
Please send me an Oldsmobile Starfire, white with red interior, and one Standard Credit card (in my father's name).
Gloria Jenkins '62

Dear Santa,
Please find some more members for the "Have Nickname, Will Blush" club. I'm lonely. Also, see what you can do about those nasty people who make private jokes public."
J. J. '62

Dear Santa,
Please bring me an adding machine for Christmas. It would help to keep the Freshmen class books straight.
Lynn Johnson '65

Dear Santa,
I would like to find a "Pen. quin" in my stocking on Christmas morning. But, since I'll be in Mexico, couldn't you put it in my sombrero that you will find hanging in the plaza? Thank you.
Jim Burgett '63

Dear Santa,
Please bring me an extension ladder... my present one isn't tall enough for all my "successes".
Bob Wagner '63

Dear Santa,
A new briefcase and some sport coats would be most appreciated.
Dave MacDonald '62

Dear Santa,
I would like a Chef Boy-Ar-Dee pizza in my stocking.
Chuck Romano '62

Dear Santa,
Please send Chuck Weil a football with handles and a 36‑inch 36‑ounce baseball bat to Dan Humay.
The Coaches

Dear Santa,
Please send a flying broom with headlights to Carol Eustice.
Pam Lonchar '62

Dear Santa,
Please send Judy Kassnel a 12‑gauge shotgun and a hunting license. Also, please, send Pam Lonchar and Bill Downing some bullet proof vests. Thank You.
Carol Eustice '62