This week, Morfit's "private eye" is focusing on New Year ' s resolutions. The Boogles are wondering how many of them have been broken in the short time since they were made. Ready for blast-off :

Leroy Schlegel '63, promised to refrain from calling Mr. Bailey "Beetle Bailey." Another day after school, Leroy?

Chuck Romano '62, promised not to eat any more Chef‑Boy‑Ar‑Dee pizzas.

Elaine Barbey '62, and Carol Eustice '62, tried to fit into the same sweatshirt. Hope a resolution to discard this idea has been added to your list, girls.

Peg Callaghan '65, says that she will learn how to spot for the uneven parallel bars. She found that it doesn't work if she stands 10 feet away.

Al Mentgen '62, has made a resolution to reconstruct the Honor Study complete with a bowling alley, pool table, and a few other essentials of life.

Seniors Marilyn Probst, Bev Pawelko, Barb White, and Gail Schellin vow that they will never again have open houses with wall‑to-wall people.

Barney Franzen '63, trying to be brave, attempted to break the habit of hiding behind the lockers after a bad half. Where was he after the Prospect game?

The Class of '62 has made a resolution to go easy on the new class sponsor, Mr. Moeller.

John Bernero '62, and Jan Westman '62, have made a resolution to use their Christmas presents more often ‑ 5 ‑ day deodorant blankets. Good idea, fellas!

Judy Kassnel '62, will never be editor of another newspaper again. We don't see why, Judy ‑ everyone thinks that grey hair is becoming on you.

The author of Morfit (who will remain incognito) has made there solution to thank all the spies who have furnished these New Year's resolutions.

Roger! Over and out ‑ from Morfit and the Boogles.