Morfit and all the Finks are here to tell you all the gossip and news about your fellow classmates straight from SCANDAL, INC.

We heard that the voting for Student Council president and secretary was delayed when Rick (BirdLegs) DeKreek '63, and Lynn Schavitz '63, got stuck in one of the voting booths while trying to vote at the same time.

Morfit and the Finks are in full accord with John Saari's '62, views on the Study Habits Guide. We were all swayed by his forceful "I hate Student Study Guides!" at the election assembly.

There is a rumor that the student lounge is being invaded by the library assistants who are tired of staying in the library and being bothered by all the noisy students.

How anyone can lose their pants in school is beyond me, but Jim (Caibo) Henry '64, managed to do it at one of the swimming meets.

Bill Sopper '62, will you stop calling Barb Wherley '64, "Squirrelie," and quit waiting for her to break up so you can finally ask her for a date?

Ouch! Some student just stamped on my tail muttering something about embarrassing him in our column. We just report the straight facts, and we never, never print something that isn't entirely 100 per cent, bonified news.

It doesn't look like Mr. Gaston Freeman is going to win the "best study hall award" this year because George (Wild Man) Kurinsky '63, has been acting up again.

Poor Dave (Bullwinkle) Aegerter '64. All the girls keep mistaking him for a giant bear at the basketball games.

We gotta go now because the editor has fire in her eyes and is running this way. The top of the morning to ya all and the balance of the day to the rest of ya.

Morfit and The Finks