Oh! Attention! Attention! Drop your present pursuits of happiness and move your little feet with the "viga" in this here direction. That's it; you all gather around to hear this special bulletin.

As a public service, Morfit presents preview of this year's summer school classes, with the hope of inspiring all of you to attend. The previews represent just a small part of the fun that can be yours in summer school. Get mom and dad to come, too. If they're a little big, don't worry, we'll squeeze them in. Remember, "the family that learns together, burns together." ‑ Sorry! Oops! That was put in by my cousin, who's an Irish setter. You've probably heard of him; his name is Big Red.

Anyway, down to business.

Summer School ‑'63

Book Dropping I
Designed especially for incoming freshmen. Covers dropping books from the balcony in front of the auditorium and casually slipping a book into the waste basket while running (naughty, naughty) through the halls.

Swahaili XII
Further reading ability stresses. Prerequisite Japanese I.

English IVE (old English re-runs)
An erudite experience enriching the acumen of all students who present a reasonable amount of sweat and tears.

Discussion Group
Topic for this summer is "How Much a Pound is Albatross?'

Well, people, it's about time to stop the world and get off for awhile. Let me leave you with this thought. Let's all come out and work real hard to make this the greatest summer school session ever at Maine West.

Love, Morfit