VOL. IV, NO. 13
JUNE 4, 1963

Yellow Gym Shoes, Ulcers
Items Willed by Seniors

I, Bob Young, hereby will 60 dozen Christmas tree ornaments left over from the formal to Craig Ehlen, who could possibly use them next year.

I, Mike Schleicher, hereby will all of my old Playboy magazines and a carton of Camels to Charley Curren, because I know he likes girls and "smokes."

I, Judy Mueller, hereby will my A‑wing locker to Donna Russ, since she has used it the last two years anyway (she is too lazy to go to her own in C‑wing).

I, Peg Demko, hereby will my copies of Jane Eyre, Elizabeth the Great, and Return of the Native to any poor student taking English IV‑E next year.

I, Chuck Hawes, hereby will the important title of Uniform manager and 100 brand new moth‑eaten band uniforms to any bandsman who will promise to spend as much time taking care of them as I have.

I, Pat Beher, hereby will 400 cases of Max Factor make‑up to the Freshman class (females) as a bonus for the 600 cases used last year.

I, Ron Tufano, hereby will one used parking lot sticker to Bill Urso, so he won't have to sneak into the parking lot anymore.

I, John Whiting, hereby will my "Flubber" and "Nutty Putty" to Bonnie Gastorf, so she'll always bounce back to me.

I, Pat Breither, hereby will the different ways I've used to cut eighth period study hall with Joyce Lesniak to Judy Wieth and Marta Riser, because they always get caught.

I, Louise Loncki, hereby will all my progress reports to Joyce Loncki, my sister, in hopes that she'll follow in my footsteps.

I, Ben Petruso, hereby will all my re‑admits and absentee excuses to Ed Allegretti, since he plans to cut a lot.

I, Karen Strom, hereby will John Aegerter to all future prom committees, because, every prom committee should have the experience of trying to keep within their budget with him on the committee.

I, Steve Priest, hereby will my nickname "Wally" to Bob French, because he most resembles Mr. Peepers (Wally Cox) and will carry on the good name.

I, Toril Matre, hereby will a book of hand signals to John Reisenbuchler, so he won't get in so much trouble in study hall.

I, Carol Thompson, hereby will all my used Kleenexes to Teri Prochaska, with confident anticipation that she shall follow my able example in blowing her nose in the loudest possible manner in memory of my well heard snorts during Student Council.

I, Chuck Hetzer, hereby will my fondness for writing term papers and poems to any junior taking English IV next year.

I, Lois Wright, hereby will my blood‑shot and drooping eyes to Arline Boyer, who follows a "no‑sleep" schedule like mine.

I, Mary Mack, hereby will my Chemistry‑lab breakage bill to anyone rich enough to pay it.

I, Connie Andre, hereby will my horrible nickname of "moose" to Randi Johnson, because she expresses such a sincere desire to be called such.

I, Dan Humay, hereby will a pair of my old stretch socks and some elevator shoes to Val (Runt) Enggas, so she will be tall enough to reach the drinking fountains and the top shelf of her locker.

I, Jim Curren, hereby will my anti‑study‑guide stick to John Bleharski for helping the masses fight for the cause.

I, Joyce Lesniak, hereby will my elevator shoes (which I have been wearing the past four years) to Diane Keller, so that she can see where she is going next year among all the tall freshmen.

I, Darlene Goodwick, hereby will my two left feet to Diana DeFranco to preserve the reputation of the Pom‑Pom squad (and my peroxide bottle to Randi Johnson).

I, Dave Grogan, hereby will 30 pairs of yellow gym shoes, 29 pairs of fish net stockings, and 1 pair of red woolen knee socks to Diana DeFranco for next year's V‑show costumes.

I, Holly Schmidt, hereby will the other half of my wardrobe to Marlene Ryzinski, since the first half is at her house already.

I, Carol Engstrom, hereby will 47 cents to Rose Bimler, 77 1/2 used oboe reeds, 1 chair because I wish to be counted among those taking up her cause‑whatever it is.

I, Ingrid Gustus, hereby will my crib notes, cheat sheets, progress reports, and green slips from the Dean to Arline Boyer and Jane Pressl, for that extra margin!

I, Richard Giles, hereby will with all responsibilities attached, and 1 bryophyllum (with advantitious roots) to Mary Gembicki and any person interested, respectively, to use in good health and strong nerve.

I, Jim McKee, hereby will my synopsis books on "Hamlet" and "Macbeth" to any wealthy, hard‑working, potential English IV‑E student.

I, John Schafer, hereby will my chemistry‑lab apron with the beautiful flowers on it to any future Chem. II student who I displays appreciation for acidic beauty.

I, John Frana, hereby will Mr. Freeman's name plaque to Chuck Longley.

I, SuJane Schreyer, hereby will my senior‑leader ability to make a fool of myself in gym class to Marilyn Davis for use next year when she is a senior leader.

I, Ken Miller, hereby will all the sand traps at the Park Ridge Country club to Hank Blenner, in hopes that he has to use every one of them.

I, Al Klehr, hereby will my Mr. Machine light bulbs to Cal Lewis, so he may always be bright.

I, Dennis Sellke, hereby will an empty swimming pool and a flooded track to Mr. Kearns and Mr. Jobst.

I, Barb Valentino, hereby will my senior‑leader whistle to my junior gym class because they always seem to be fascinated by the way it sounds.

I, Robert Broberg, hereby will 2,038 gum wrappers to next year's resident of my locker. (I regret that I have only 2,038 gum wrappers to give to my school).

I, Bob Pawlowski, hereby will my old baseball uniform (No. 34) with bench paint on the seat and my permanent reservation on the bench to Dick Lunsford, so that there will not be a vacancy next year.

I, Karen Broberg, hereby will my old gym shoes, size 13 1/2, to Diane DeFranco, in hopes that she will try out for the varsity basketball team.

I, Barney Franzen, hereby will my demerits earned (total number near the national debt) for quiet snoozes during chemistry class to anybody lacking sleep or knowledge.

I, Pat Ritter, hereby will my pencil, my used steno, my hand cleaner for the ditto machine, and a broom for the Student Council room to Diane Clarke, so she will realize quickly how lucky she is.

I, David J. Barker, hereby will my ulcers to Neshian Keshian and Nancy Jensen since they both contributed to them.