Hah! They're doing it again this year. Why? II seems to me it's the same way every year. All those people get together and buy lots of tissues and build enormous floats for HOMECOMING. It rains ‑they buy more tissues and build another one. It rains again, and they buy still more tissues.

WHILE THESE monstrosities are being built, more people are getting together, from a dog's viewpoint, to wear out shoes. One person runs here about decorations, while others are running back and forth about tickets. Then there's that dance they always have. Here is where the most shoes get worn out.

BUT this isn't the worst; the worst comes at the game. It seems while football players are falling all over each other out on the field, the people in the bleachers are screaming. And what are they SCREAMING about? Not the game ‑ but the cold. Soon it's time for the band. They're jumping up and down because they are cold.

HERE COMES that poor little girl who was elected the Homecoming queen. She hasn't got much on and is riding around on top of a convertible. Boy, I'll bet she wishes she had my long hair.

THEY say we dogs aren't as intelligent as people, but I don't know. This Homecoming just seems to me to be a big scheme to sell tissues and shoes and get everybody frozen. I hope nobody ever takes me for a hot dog!