Umm . . . exactly what have you been doing for exercise lately?

The usual thing: dancing around six‑foot pyramids of tupperware.

Maybe this is too strenuous. Do you relax afterwards?

Certainly! I sit down and eat my favorite foods: kickapoo joy juice, general bullmoose bonanzas, fresh strawberry sundaes, and shrimp.

Has anything been upsetting you lately?

Well ... yes! I despise people who chomp on gum, especially at a formal.

Perhaps you are lacking enjoyment or excitement.

Oh, no! I love to sing. As for excitement, I make my friends drive the wrong way down Center Street. However, it wasn't too long ago that I had an accident.

An accident?

Yes, I poured hot grease into a plastic container and, by the time I was through laughing, it all hardened.

Do you have any unusual companions?

I do have a very tall friend. As a matter of fact, he's more than a foot taller than I, but we manage to overcome that.

Is your senior year giving you any difficulties?

I would say my junior year was the roughest academically.

Your symptoms show you may have been in a state of shock. Is this possible?

Well, my biggest shocks were the times I received the Washington University of St. Louis Book award and was elected to Brotherhood society.

How did you spend your time during the summer months?

I taught Bible school in Negro and Puerto Rican areas in the west side of Chicago's inner city. It opened doors to new horizons and was really meaningful to me.

How about your four years at Maine and your plans for the future?

I plan to attend the University of Illinois and major in a language.

Maine has a terrific faculty and a friendly atmosphere. However, I think the majority of the student body should take a more active interest in the projects of the different organizations.

Say, Doctor, how am I?

You're all Wright!