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Hey! Aren't you Lynn Holm, alias Lynner and Lynda Lou?

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You do very well on that trampoline.

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Being GAA president, I would imagine that you're mighty active in all sports.

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Umm . . . nice dive. I've heard that you can dive and swim excellently. Haven't you been in Aquiana for four years?

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You must get practice during the summer while teaching swimming and being a life guard for the Park district.

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Oh! So you've been on the GAA all‑star basketball team since your freshman year.

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So, you want to be a physical education teacher and you are planning to attend Illinois State Normal university. You must enjoy being a senior leader too.

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Ummm . . . archery too. Don't you ever stop to eat? What!? That hamburger isn't cooked? Oh! Phew! You don't eat it that way. I see; you put it on rye bread and add a lot of salt. Then you eat it raw!

Back to work already?

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Say, you're not bad at tennis. Don't you have several golf and tennis trophies? You must keep busy in the summer, too. I see, you go sailing.

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Is this statement correct? You believe that "the teachers at Maine West are willing to give their time to all of the clubs, and no club can excel without faculty support or cooperation."

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What's this I hear about you and Corvettes; you'd marry one if it said yes?

You also have a little advice for West students. Didn't you say that kids should be thinking of college, but not so much that they forget their responsibilities here at West.

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Well! It has been nice talking to you. Would you like to say something before I leave?

"Yes. Go Holm!"