VOL. V, NO. 10
MARCH 6, 1964
Our dear little underclassmen, the class of '66, are Morfit's victims today, so put on your spectacles and let's find out what's going on in the Sophomore Class.
Well, well, little Bobby Burgess finally made Brotherhood Society. It's about time, too. He's about the friendliest boy I know.
Did you know Linda Waters and Wendy Geertz are stargazers par excellence?
My, my, Tana Mason sure knows how to celebrate her birthday. A birthday cake in the main dining room at the Flying Carpet with John Noyer at her side. By the way you two, how did you like your Travels With Charlie?
Lucretia "Twinkletoes" James looks as though she's been practicing for the lead in Swan Lake. I've never seen anyone fall so gracefully - on buses, sidewalks, anywhere. She must like starting her day with a bang.
I sometimes get the impression that Mr. Smith wishes certain people would quit chewing on Ju Ju Bees during his geometry classes‑namely Jane Dettman, Marl Haerle, Bruce MacDonald and Diane Wolski.
Ed Borski has a split personality. He sometimes thinks he's a Beatle; at least he's trying awfully hard to look like one.
Poor Bucky "Sunshine" Sawisch fell off a trampoline and broke his leg. He's not the only one who's broken up; Bill Stephens broke his nose.
That's about it for the sophomores. Next week is your week juniors. Look out 'cause the eyes of Morfit are upon you.
Morfit and the Phynques
Well, well, little Bobby Burgess finally made Brotherhood Society. It's about time, too. He's about the friendliest boy I know.
Did you know Linda Waters and Wendy Geertz are stargazers par excellence?
My, my, Tana Mason sure knows how to celebrate her birthday. A birthday cake in the main dining room at the Flying Carpet with John Noyer at her side. By the way you two, how did you like your Travels With Charlie?
Lucretia "Twinkletoes" James looks as though she's been practicing for the lead in Swan Lake. I've never seen anyone fall so gracefully - on buses, sidewalks, anywhere. She must like starting her day with a bang.
I sometimes get the impression that Mr. Smith wishes certain people would quit chewing on Ju Ju Bees during his geometry classes‑namely Jane Dettman, Marl Haerle, Bruce MacDonald and Diane Wolski.
Ed Borski has a split personality. He sometimes thinks he's a Beatle; at least he's trying awfully hard to look like one.
Poor Bucky "Sunshine" Sawisch fell off a trampoline and broke his leg. He's not the only one who's broken up; Bill Stephens broke his nose.
That's about it for the sophomores. Next week is your week juniors. Look out 'cause the eyes of Morfit are upon you.
Morfit and the Phynques
