VOL. V, NO. 12

Hello, out there, all you seniors! Now it's your turn to be my victims. I never realized that you have such a variety of personalities. Why, you've even got your own Beatle grouplet's see, there's Eric Berg, Chip Gobrecht, Herbie Hart, and Tom Jacobs.

Anita Steinert seems to enjoy putting Maureen Dempsey's dimes in ketchup bottles. Just wondering, Cal Lewis, how did you like the Easter basket that the Easter Bunny left? Poor Mikki Riddiough had to spend Easter vacation in the hospital having her tonsils out.

Lately, I've noticed that while Carolyn Ross is busy eating Jeanne Johnson's Chunkies, Donna Lindboe is concentrating on another one of her diets.

Too bad, Bob Biggs, but the truth is out‑you're an MO. (Marilyn oogler).

I sure wish I was people, so I could go to Florida and come home with a beautiful tan like Ardes "Buckles" Buckley, Sue Dombrowski, Nancy Julitz, Marty Muncy, Tom Alfini, and Bob Steinbrink did.

Bob "Hercules" Specht advises all free‑coke lovers to make bets with Geoffery Simmons.

Well, seniors, after four issues of waiting, aren't you glad Morfit decided to save you till last to get his personal attention?

Gotcha!

Morfit and the Phynques.