VOL. V, NO. 13
MAY 1, 1964
Spring Fever Plague Breaks Out At MW
Dreama Wells

Yes sir, it's spring! Now is the time to sleep in class or to put your feet up and relax! The teachers won't mind; you're the one who is going to school, not them!

Spring is really here! Talk to your friends; spring is a perfect time to make new friends. Talk about anything, just so it disturbs the class. Spring is the time for romance so write that letter to your girl friend, and after you've finished it, take out those left‑over cookies and offer them to nearby friends. Spring is the season of leisure! why don't you stare out the window? Notice all the little birds coming home, all the spring flowers blooming, and that XK‑E parked at the curb?
Listen to the sweet song of the birds outside, or maybe you'd rather turn on that tiny pocket radio you have hidden in your sleeve and have FUN, FUN, FUN till your teacher takes you down to the dean! Yes, it's that time again! Forget all your worries, including that old math test; who cares?

It's spring! There's no time for study, homework, and reading. Heed a bit of advice, or I'll see YOU in summer school, too!