VOL. V, NO. 14
MAY 15, 1964
'Soak' Boys at Beach...Only
Never have so many mighty men fallen at the bat of an eyelash. The battle of the sexes is on again. Prom time has arrived, and things have begun to happen. Girls are being extra nice to their beaux in hopes of edging the conversation around to the Prom.

The boys are fully aware, girls, so don't fret. Remember that when our gallant guys think of proms their visions are not only of lovely gowns and highly styled coifs. Their dreams are more down to earth. Their worries are concerned with getting the car and raising money to buy gas, flowers, and the 'Late Date'.
Beware you dazzling dames, if you want a huge exotic plant that no one's ever heard of for a corsage or if you want to go to the ritziest joint in the Chicago‑land area you might just as well tuck away your dreams until you encounter a millionaire. If you plan to dance away the evening and then have memories to remember, don't soak your beau.