VOL. V, NO. 2

Have you ever thought about what you would do if you were an El Bassik person? Here are some sensible answers.

Mac Scantlin '64, "I would calmly project a bullet into my cranium."

Elaine Gorczyca '65, "Flunk out of Mr. Gauger's physics class."

Nancy Gunn '67, "I'd put on my roller skates and skate down the C‑wing ramp through the cafeteria to A‑wing."

Mike Krowka '64, "I'd ask coach Al Carstens for advice."

Ed Borski '66, "Well, naturally I'd call in the Mentroped Sebbenitals. They know just what to do about El Bassiks."

Sue Manke '67, "Duh! Stand on my head and count purple polka dotted elephants?"

Ray Gunn '64, "I'd go around with my head held high in the air yelling, I'm an El Bassik person."

Paul Maruska '64, "I'd blame it on Marilyn."

Dick Jensen '64, "I'd separate the men from the boys."

Dawn Pioter '65, "I wouldn't eat so much."

El Bassik is kissable spelled backwards.