VOL. V, NO. 6
DECEMBER 13, 1963
Yuletide greetings, little ones! Once again it's time for Santa Claus to come around delivering all our little goodies. Being that I'm a close friend of Santa's, I've made a list of what certain Mainites want.
While walking through the school, who should I see but Davis "Sweet William" Hall, yelling at Karen Rivard. Personally, I don't think yelling is going to help any, but I heard him say, "I want my un-ee‑form!" Maybe he thinks she's Santa!
I received an anonymous letter recently. It seems that Connie Brandt is living in constant horror of running into Cheryl Hagedorn. Maybe she could appreciate a few bodyguards. I've also heard she has a habit of wrapping Charmin Tissue around tents on GAA overnights. She might like something more substantial, like Scott Paper Towels.
Jane Wolski wants some ointment for the hives that her health book says she is going to get from blushing so much. Me thinks Cheri Mercer might like some, too.
Some extra rolls of movie film might be in order for Chuck Wente, in case he decides to film some more television programs like he did the Cecil B. DeMille special. Tsk, tsk, NBC should hear of this!
Joyce Humay wants to go to Maine West for her senior year, instead of Maine South. So do a lot of other juniors. We all know why‑they'll all miss Morfit!
Nanette Beyer might tell her sister Darlene that she'll be getting those animal crackers that are so much in demand at that 5A lunch table.
Jeanie Williams wants a date with a certain junior boy. Oh boy! Barry Eisfeldt wants a book of Christmas Caroles (Engh, of course!).
A book of folk songs will be on their way to Dick Pate, so that the next time he plays his guitar at future Sophomore Class Parties he won't have an excuse for forgetting the words to "Blowin' in the Wind." He lost a lot of fans for that. Right Melodie Morrison and Connie Zijewski?
John Abbott, Glennys Aaland, Sherry Ages, and Linda Abbet want last names starting with "z" so they won't have to sit right under their teachers' noses all the time.
Phil Martin, Steve Mullineaux, Gary Okulanis, and Al Naanes wish they had yardsticks so they could hit back at Mr. Carlson.
Hal Landem wants a new rule so he can wear his engineer boots to school.
Everyone wants Maine West to get a new fieldhouse - RIGHT?!
Santa wants some Bufferin for the headaches he's going to get trying to deliver what everybody wants especially that fieldhouse, and I do want to wish all of you a merry Christmas.
Bye now, but remember, the eyes of MORFIT are upon you.
Morfit and the Finks.
While walking through the school, who should I see but Davis "Sweet William" Hall, yelling at Karen Rivard. Personally, I don't think yelling is going to help any, but I heard him say, "I want my un-ee‑form!" Maybe he thinks she's Santa!
I received an anonymous letter recently. It seems that Connie Brandt is living in constant horror of running into Cheryl Hagedorn. Maybe she could appreciate a few bodyguards. I've also heard she has a habit of wrapping Charmin Tissue around tents on GAA overnights. She might like something more substantial, like Scott Paper Towels.
Jane Wolski wants some ointment for the hives that her health book says she is going to get from blushing so much. Me thinks Cheri Mercer might like some, too.
Some extra rolls of movie film might be in order for Chuck Wente, in case he decides to film some more television programs like he did the Cecil B. DeMille special. Tsk, tsk, NBC should hear of this!
Joyce Humay wants to go to Maine West for her senior year, instead of Maine South. So do a lot of other juniors. We all know why‑they'll all miss Morfit!
Nanette Beyer might tell her sister Darlene that she'll be getting those animal crackers that are so much in demand at that 5A lunch table.
Jeanie Williams wants a date with a certain junior boy. Oh boy! Barry Eisfeldt wants a book of Christmas Caroles (Engh, of course!).
A book of folk songs will be on their way to Dick Pate, so that the next time he plays his guitar at future Sophomore Class Parties he won't have an excuse for forgetting the words to "Blowin' in the Wind." He lost a lot of fans for that. Right Melodie Morrison and Connie Zijewski?
John Abbott, Glennys Aaland, Sherry Ages, and Linda Abbet want last names starting with "z" so they won't have to sit right under their teachers' noses all the time.
Phil Martin, Steve Mullineaux, Gary Okulanis, and Al Naanes wish they had yardsticks so they could hit back at Mr. Carlson.
Hal Landem wants a new rule so he can wear his engineer boots to school.
Everyone wants Maine West to get a new fieldhouse - RIGHT?!
Santa wants some Bufferin for the headaches he's going to get trying to deliver what everybody wants especially that fieldhouse, and I do want to wish all of you a merry Christmas.
Bye now, but remember, the eyes of MORFIT are upon you.
Morfit and the Finks.
