VOL. V, NO. 6
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
some bark from a rotten peach tree.
On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
two cookie crumbs and some bark from a rotten peach tree.
On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
"three flaming ducks,
two cookie crumbs, and some bark from a rotten peach tree.
On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
four flyin' fairies,
three flaming ducks,
two cookie crumbs, and some bark from a rotten peach tree.
On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
five finky flunkies,
four flyin' fairies,
three flaming ducks,
two cookie crumbs, and some bark from a rotten peach tree.
On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
six airborn snow‑sleds,
five finky flunkies,
four flyin' fairies,
three flaming ducks,
two cookie crumbs, and some bark from a rotten peach tree.
On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
seven silly snowmen,
six airborn snow‑sleds,
five finky flunkies,
four flyin' fairies,
three flaming ducks,
two cookie crumbs, and some bark from a rotten peach tree.
On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
eight dingles dingling,
seven silly snowmen,
six airborn snowsleds,
five finky flunkies,
four flyin' fairies,
three flaming ducks,
two dookie crumbs, and some bark from a rotten peach tree.
On the 9th day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me nine checks abouncing,
eight dingles dingling,
seven silly snowmen,
six airborn snowsleds,
five finky flunkies,
four flyin' fairies,
three flaming ducks,
two cookie crumbs, and some bark from a rotten peach tree.
On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
ten tiny tear ducts,
nine checks a‑bouncing,
eight dingles dingling,
seven silly snowmen,
six airborn snow sleds,
five finky flunkies,
four flyin' fairies,
three flaming ducks,
two cookie crumbs, and some bark from a rotten peach tree.
On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
eleven Izzy Fuzzies,
ten tiny tear ducts,
nine checks a‑bouncing,
eight dingles dingling,
seven silly snowmen,
six airborn snow sleds,
five finky Flunkies,
four flyin' fairies,
three flaming ducks,
two cookie crumbs, and some bark from a rotten peach tree.
On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
twelve Hostess Twinkies,
eleven Izzy Fuzzies,
ten tiny tear ducts,
nine checks a‑bouncing,
eight dingles dingling,
seven silly snowmen,
six air‑born snow sleds,
five funky flunkies,
four flyin' fairies,
three flaming ducks,
two cookie crumbs, and some bark from a rotten peach tree!!!!!