VOL. V, NO. 6

By Marsha Hattory '65


OLD WOMAN

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe,
Wrote a letter to Santa asking what to do.
With a problem as such, she was very forlorn.
Santa couldn't get in without a shoehorn.


JACK

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick,
Jack got from Santa a candlestick.
He made a leap, but aimed too low,
And wound up with a burnt you know!