VOL. V, NO. 7
JANUARY 24, 1964
Ben Franklin's Old Limericks
Are Re-styled
Are Re-styled
Benjamin Franklin, the first American humorist, was born 258 years ago last Friday. His famous Poor Richard's Almanac, which gave him social recognition, appeared in 1732.
If Ben Franklin were of this era‑perhaps his "Poor Richard's" sayings and limericks would sound similar to the English III J classes' interpretations.
The bigger the bankroll, the tighter the rubber band.
Fools rush in and get the best seats.
A small hole in a big ship will make the captain flip.
The use of money is all the advantage there is in having money, except if it's counterfeit.
If Ben Franklin were of this era‑perhaps his "Poor Richard's" sayings and limericks would sound similar to the English III J classes' interpretations.
The bigger the bankroll, the tighter the rubber band.
Fools rush in and get the best seats.
A small hole in a big ship will make the captain flip.
The use of money is all the advantage there is in having money, except if it's counterfeit.
Wear a smile for your umbrella and you'll be a drippy fellow.
An apple a day costs $36.50 a year.
A stitch in time saves embarrassment.
People who live in glass houses prove to be interesting neighbors.
Where there is smoke, there is cancer.
Cast your bread upon the sea, and it will get pretty soggy.
Don't beat around the bush; it may be poison ivy.
People who stumble over the truth, usually pick themselves up and run right on.
An apple a day costs $36.50 a year.
A stitch in time saves embarrassment.
People who live in glass houses prove to be interesting neighbors.
Where there is smoke, there is cancer.
Cast your bread upon the sea, and it will get pretty soggy.
Don't beat around the bush; it may be poison ivy.
People who stumble over the truth, usually pick themselves up and run right on.