FEB. 19, 1965
Kathy Taylor and Linda Bryson are wandering around the school counting 'rocks'-and they aren't even taking earth science!
Gee, Jim 'Johann' Kahn, I can't figure out why you broke up when someone mentioned Tennessee Williams in your V-Show skit.
Question: Does Kandy Kelley really think Tom Kuna has 'dreamy eyes?'
Linda Wilkins and Arlette Dawson wander into the strangest places at wrestling quadrangular meets.
Sharon Bebak's been taking ice skating lessons in the bathroom, all that she seems to know how to do is fall.
Although it's a little late, I'd still like to say goodbye to Shelley Day. Maine West will never be the same without her.
May the members of the Animal Farm (B-219) rest in peace.
Don't ask me why, but if you have any old ice cream bar wrappers lying around your locker or your house, donate them to Pete Klose. Maybe he's saving up for a Kissy doll.
And now, Al 'the Ripper' Ripperger will help me sign off with the musical question: Do the cross town buses run all night?
Doo-Dah! Doo-Dah?
Bye now,
Morfit and the Phynques