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| VOL. 6, NO. 11 |
MAR. 5, 1965
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Will the Battle of The Sexes Ever End? |
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| By Chris Birchfield About males the female says.. They are corruptible schizophrenics-boys that is! I ought to know, I've taken mental health! They are stubborn, insensitive and shallow. Through observation, I've come to the conclusion that man is immune to apologizing. Pride, his most valued possession, is often pure stubbornness. They feel that showing emotion is unmanly. The next time I hear a boy complain that girl is self-centered ................. How would he like to try to show affection to a brick wall. Finally, males lack depth. It is frustrating, if not demoralizing, for a female to realize that it is "physical attraction" that impresses her date, and that he is uninterested in sharing ideas with her or getting to know about what and if she thinks. And when he talks (other than criticizing poor defenseless females) it's always about cars' guts! I tell you all males are ........... |
About females the male says.. From neutral observation, I can honestly harangue that females are, without a doubt, the most talkative insects on earth. I mean-well, how many times have you seen two females get together, talk for two hours, and then go home to call each other up and ask "what's new?" Then they come up with such original dialogue for that post date farewell. "Thanks a lot. I had a wonderful time. See you in school, Herman." Then she limps lamely into the house. You'd think that after you'd spent so much money on her, she could at least come up with something original! Girls are also the most conceited, vain . . . . how many times have you looked around the cafeteria or study hall and have seen some female combing her hair, polishing her nails, putting on rouge, lipstick, eyeliner, mascara, and heaven knows what else? It's really enough to make you wonder what they really look like .......... Female: Why don't you look where you're going? Male: Why don't you? Female: Look what ya' did to my casual hair-all uncasualed. Male: Really? And ya' don't look half bad that day. Female: Say you're a guy with good taste! Have you been asked to the Girls' .............. Funny thing! Neither of them finished what they were saying! What's worse, there goes our whole story walking down the hall . . . together! |
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