MAR. 19, 1965
You'd think that Barb Meier was taking cooking instead of sewing after looking at her Algebra book-a little burnt around the edges.
Did you know that the old Mouseketeer group may be revived? Eddie Lusk and Tom Johnstone are great Mickey Mouse fans.
According to Jim Kahn, Goldfinger is out. His replacement is someone known as Plumbum Leadbottom. Instead of killing girls by spraying them with gold paint, he just pencils them out of the picture.
Have you noticed how much more attractive our parking lot is beginning to look. Take for instance, Bill Meader's Mustang, Joe Vacilek's Corvette, and Jim Kelly's LeMans.
That math whiz, Mike Amling, can't seem to remember his locker combination. Speaking of high math, as of last Wednesday morning, Pete Klose had 1,259 ice cream bar wrappers in his locker.
According to all reports, Cindy Kaechele's slumber party was a huge success. Phil Dorn had a successful time the other night - I heard that Marilyn Wilke did a nice job of "crowning" him. I wonder how it feels to be a king.
Bye for now, Morfit and the Phynques