APR. 2, 1965
Rosie O'Grady decided to invest in property this past week. So now she is the proud owner of the Oakton Street Fire Department.
Claudia Burnett and Kathy "The Critter" Taylor have been walking around the halls with boxes of Trix because they know Trix are for kids and not for dumb bunnies like Diane Massoni and Carol Van Dyke. John Burkman is hurt because I forgot to mention that his '46 Plymouth brightens up the parking lot. Hey John Noto, why'd ya have to make a scene at the Sugar Bowl? Poor Devra Bredar!!
Now that spring has come, Burt Lucas will add a varoom to his Schwin bicycle, and maybe if I'm good I'll get a ride! Trudy Elkins has started a petition to get Peter Fugitive back on the air. Charlie "Tuna" Townsend tried to get on the air himself but they threw him back-sorry Charlie! Nancy Carlson has been passing out cigars to celebrate the new arrival her mom brought home from the hospital. Congratulations! Cheryl Hagedorn seems to have three shadows once she reaches her locker. Isn't that right, boys?
Mary Lou "Stumble Foot" Burgess has a little trouble walking up bleachers and stairs. Maybe you'd better take the elevator from now on. Mike Sorensen had a red sock and a yellow sock on one day last week! All you need now is a green sock and you'd be equipped to start your own traffic light. Mary Jefferson and Joyce Humay better stop bothering Mr. Richard Mueller with monster cookies and start giving them to me because I get hungry during eighth period. Speaking of monsters, Bob Kunkel shines his shoes in English III because he's too busy scaring everyone at home. Don Kinder and Bob Means pass their time by writing on poor Mike Neese's hands and books. Buck up, Mike, I'm on your side!
Well, for now kids its adios. Remember the eyes of Morfit are upon you.
Morfit and the Phynques.