APR. 20, 1965
Watch out for Glenn Pohlman's driving. Dana Trick and he like to splash pedestrians like Dan DelCampo, and don't forget Jon Grubert. His car seems like it's always getting in the way of other cars, right Chuck Townsend and John Romano? Speaking of being on guard, watch out for Ed Newell. He likes to step on people, especially at cast parties, and that Cathy Gano - boy! She's dangerous! She likes to hit volleyballs so high that they get stuck in the rafters. Be sure to see the new production "Star Flyers" starring Anna "Jake" Fahnestock, Leslie "Bruce" Howard, and Peggy "Jim" Fisher. In case you haven't heard about it, it's being advertised in "Jake's" locker, right Doug Hans?
Say, Mr. Goerne, you finally had a bad day, especially in first period intermediate algebra. You lost the heel of your shoe? Sixth period steno class has some hungry students. Starving Linda Morman and Esther Fernandez like to eat crackers and cake during class.
What's this? Look for Sue Stein in the hail. You can't miss her. She wears a blue blouse, green skirt, and purple socks. Ugh! ! Also, you can't miss Mike Tierney hopping down the hall. Tagging behind is Nancy Kruse carrying his books.
A collection should be taken for Melody Morrison to get her a new pair of gym shoes. The ones she wears in P.E. are falling apart.
What's the matter with Darlene Jackson? She can't tell the difference between "Rana" and "Rona."
Wow! Have you noticed the dark skinned people running around the halls after vacation? Linda Drews and Rich Hognes went to the Bahamas and Bill Stephens went to Colorado, but how come Cliff Owens didn't get a tan?
Well, kids, that's all for now. See you around!
Morfit and the Phyniques