VOL. 6, NO. 16
JUNE 8, 1965

Seniors Will to Friends
and Foes
FROM ATHLETES

I John Greco do hereby will a winning track team to Coach Jobst.

I Danny Makos do hereby will my can of nitrotan to any future baseball player who gets strawberries from sliding.

I Jim Cichowski do hereby will my scale adjusting abilities to the underclassmen wrestlers.

I Pete Schafft do hereby will my spikeless spikes to Ken Seagren so he can be a "Star."

I John Grimes do hereby will one cracked bamboo pole to Jim Mueting and the rest of the pole vaulters.

I Mary Leonard do hereby will one slightly used pair of shoulder pads, one soiled jersey (size six), and one pair of spikes (size four) to Bruce Kennett.

I Lloyd Schlegel do hereby will the job of "hypo" of the track team to Kevin Flurkey because he has the perfect complexion for the job.

I Clyde Rowells do hereby will all the sand traps at Park Ridge Country Club to Dave Krowka.

We the Swimming Team do hereby will the crack in the locker room wall to next year's Swimming Team.

I Bob DeLacy do hereby will Mr. Olsen, Mr. Freeman, and Mr. Carstens to all the funloving athletes of Maine West.

We the Athletes of 1965 do hereby will our sportsmanship, ability to work hard, winning spirit, luck, and fine coaches to all Future Athletes of Maine West.

FROM STAFF TO STAFF

I Jim Thoma do hereby will all the used film, dead flashbulbs, and the acid eaten hands I have had to any new Westerner photographer.

I Lorna Seitz do hereby will my Monday morning hangovers and all the other unprintable things I've done to Marlene Lorenz in hopes that she can spice up her senior personality next year.

I Diane Walsh do hereby will all the marvelous, prompt Westerner photographers to the Staff of 1966.

I Marsha Hattory do hereby will one mop to complete the darkroom equipment and to facilitate washing prints to Joe Amenta.

We Bonnie, Cheri, Diane, Jane and Marsha do hereby will all our Dog and Suds wrappers to all the next year's Westerner staff members, in hopes they will keep up our traditions of The Eighth Period Ride.

WILL TO TEACHERS

I John Carley do hereby will my drag racing, 1948 Cadilac to Mr. Mueller and Miss Ferguson for their honeymoon trip.

I Doug Scheuer do hereby will one valuable book on the ever growing sport "locker cuddling" to Mr. G. Freeman.

I Linda Treanor do hereby will all of my skirt hems to Miss Engen.

I Bill McColman do hereby will all my shirt tails to Mr. Cochrane.

I Stephanie Kempton do here by will Mr. Donald Anderson to some unsuspecting freshman who can weather the embarrassment of making mistakes in his class.

I Chip Curtin do hereby will Mr. Clouser to the upcoming freshmen because he is the neatest, keenest homeroom teacher this school has ever had.

We Shirley Stoner and Jan Strom do hereby will all of our home economics' pre-excuses to our understanding English teacher, Miss Basenbach.

I Wayne Wysoglad do hereby will my "Russian Eagle" sweatshirt to Mr. Lawyer.

I Jim Brandy do hereby will a pad of hall passes to Miss Poling so that she may walk down the halls during class without being stopped.

I Jim Kahn do hereby will my life supply of grapes to Mr. Spears (God rest him), who we all knew and loved.

I Carol Campobasso do hereby will Mr. G. Freeman all the free goodies he can get from the Class of '66.

I Duncan Bragg do hereby will a new rubber band to Mr. Todd's set of keys.

I John Tarbert do hereby will the remains of M-Club to Mr.Cochrane.

ENGLISH STUDENTS WILL

I Dan Calvin do hereby will one stack of ruined themes to anyone brave enough to take Advanced Placement English.

I Jim Richards do hereby will all used English IV E pocket books to any unlucky juniors with college aspirations.

I Dave Goodrich do hereby will my knowledge to anybody with a low enough IQ to match.

I Deb Callister do will my AP End-of-the-Year Exam book to Jim McNurney, if he lasts that long.

MUSICIANS WILL

I Dave Humphreys do hereby will tongue lashings and sleepless nights to Dick Schellin so he will be prepared for next year's musical.

I Jerri Walsh do hereby will two boar's teeth, bracelets, three shoe polished oranges, o n e shrunken head and one empty champagne bottle to the selfsacrificing workers of next year's musical, in hopes that they will fit in next year's show.

I A.W. Rippenger do hereby will my beloved contrabass clarinet to Steve Wischweh, who is one of the most bass clarinetists in our band.

NOTHING TO NOBODY

I Jerry Holub do hereby will nothing to no one because I have nothing to will.

I Jackie Hein do hereby will nothing because I have lost it all.

 SCIENTISTS WILL

I Pattie Lusk do hereby will my formula for making tea in the nurses' office to Lynn Lee.

I Tom Johnston do hereby will my chemistry breakage slips to anyone who wants them.

I Mark Sorensen do hereby will my chem grade to any senior who doesn't need a credit.

I Margie Wille do hereby will one pair of authentic (smelly) surgeon's gloves, an ox eye, a dilapidated cow heart, and what is left of my Biology II book.

I Judy Latala do hereby will one foggy lens from an ox's eye to any junior attempting Biology II.

TO THE SKINS AND THE ROCKS

We Linda Bryson and Kathy Taylor do hereby will our job of rock counting to Jill Frey and Jan Ervin.

I Ellen Marchese do hereby will one pair of black nylons to any skin, so she can wear them with her brown loafers.

I Joan Nelson do hereby will my sunglasses to the skins.

I Allan Kellermann do hereby will one madras belt and one pair of white socks to Don Walters.

I Al Pier do hereby will one left saddle shoe and a shortsleeved black leather jacket to Carl Basner.

We Gerry Stec and Georganne Tetslaff do hereby will our "we hate madras" sign to any fine upstanding junior rock.

TO THE CLASS OF '68

We, Gail, Chip, Jane, Kent, Claudia, Bruce, Clare, John and Beth do hereby will the heater behind the lockers of C-wing to the sophomore class so they can keep warm on cold days.

I Melody Morrison do hereby will a new idol to Art Munzer now that he is graduating.

TO THE CLASS OF '67

I Sandy Kunkel do hereby will my first name to Sheila Quinn because of all the times I have been called Sheila.

I Jim Marek do hereby will one bottle of sun tan oil to Gayle McCarthy so she will never be called "Paleface" again.

I Ron Van Scoyac do hereby will one reservation in the eighth period varsity Animal Farm to Dick Manny.

OFFICERS TO OFFICERS

I John Bleharski do hereby will my headaches, chemistry books, and an average of five hours of sleep per night to Bob Burgess.

I Donna Batdorf do hereby will my red yearbook notebook and tablet of page dummies to Wendy Geertz.

I Linda Petkus do hereby will all the money Girls' Club lost this year to Kris Nielsen.

I Diane DeFranco will that 200 pound Pom Pom tape recorder to next year's Pom Pom captain.

I Marilyn Skeppstrom do hereby will my special "mimeograph machine" gloves to Lynne Streubing, next year's "blackhanded" Student Council Secretary.

I Bob Means do hereby will my metal leg guards to the next Chief Justice of Traffic Court to stop all cars during sticker checks.

TO THE CLASS OF '69

I Jordy Minerva do hereby will four years of a lot of kidding to any freshman who has been as naive as I have been.

I Bob Pierce do hereby will any freshman a penny to throw at any underclassmen next year.

I Jerry Dean do hereby will four years of hard work to any incoming freshmen.

I Twyla Van Fleet do hereby will all my floor length skirts and buttondown shoes to any girl coming to Maine.

I Richard Wright do hereby will $1,000 to any freshman because he'll need it to pay for all the pens and gym shoes he will lose.

I George Keith do hereby will Maine West to the incoming freshmen.

TO THE CLASS OF '66

I Rich Hoffmeyer do hereby will the privilege of being number one next year to Greg Gundling.

I Steve Sauber do hereby will my Beaver Patrol Card to John Van Winkle because I couldn't get it signed.

We Sandy, Peg, Linda, Debbie, Diane, Linda, and Chris do hereby will seven cupcakes, completely iced, to seven junior girls.

I Jane Wolski do hereby will my red Marxketeer knee socks and suspenders to Ed Borski, because they'll go so well with his madras bermudas a n d sweatshirt.

I Tom Koch do hereby will my Pussy Galore sweatshirt, derby hat, and karate suit to Bill Stephens who thinks he is James Bond.

I Peg Callaghan do hereby will to next year's senior girls, next year's junior boys.

We Frank, Clyde, and Marty do hereby will all our phony ID.'s, empty cans, and extra openers to Jerry Spence, the only junior we know who can have a three week hangover on pepsi and doesn't look old enough to buy it.

We Mar, Dar, Linda, Sharon, Linda, and Kathy do hereby will our title "Hotcakes" to Cheri Mercer, Sherry Bishop, Sue Zeigler, Sue Van Cleve, Sue Kabot, and Linda Caradonna, so that they may carry out our fine traditions and good intentions.

We Bernie and Dick Braun do hereby will Greg Kirishian to Mr. Todd's loving care and to class of '66.

MATHMETICIANS WILL

I Jerry Tipperreiter do hereby will my trig book to any junior fool enough to accept it.

I Linda Schumacher do hereby will my pencil and thread, and straight pin to Marlies Lueck for predicting the future births of our nation.

I Rich Kehrer do hereby will all used chalk dust from Analytic Geometry I to any deserving underclassman.

I Dave Weaver do hereby will my seat in front of John Whalen in Analytic Geometry I to anybody who would dare take it. TO ANYONE WHO WANTS IT

I Bev Nedwed do hereby will five detentions to anyone who ends up having a get-together next March 10th.

I Charles Huestis do hereby will stilts for small students.

I Alison Dickison do hereby will my nickname "Bird" to any tweet who wants to flutter in my footsteps.