VOL. 6, NO. 16
JUNE 8, 1965

What They Really Mean

Teachers say:
If it's too cold with these windows open tell me.
Teachers mean:
Don't you dare touch those windows!

T. S.
This test wasn't graded on a curve.
T. M.
Well, you all failed this one.

T. S.
You're on your honor while I'm gone.
T. M.
Quiet! - or else!

T. S.
This will be a long range assignment.
T. M.
Have it done day after tomorrow.

T. S.
Is this problem bothering you?
T. M.
You don't get this either?

T. S.
Now was that such a hard test?
T. M.
Fooled you on that one!

T. S.
I see you're chewing gum.
T. M.
Swallow it!

T. S.
Let's hear you read that over.
T. M.
I wish you'd be quiet and sit down!

T. S.
Have a nice vacation!
T. M.
Glad to be rid of you!