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| VOL. 6, NO. 16 |
JUNE 8, 1965
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What They Really Mean |
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| Teachers say: If it's too cold with these windows open tell me. Teachers mean: Don't you dare touch those windows! T. S. This test wasn't graded on a curve. T. M. Well, you all failed this one. T. S. You're on your honor while I'm gone. T. M. Quiet! - or else! T. S. This will be a long range assignment. T. M. Have it done day after tomorrow. |
T. S. Is this problem bothering you? T. M. You don't get this either? T. S. Now was that such a hard test? T. M. Fooled you on that one! T. S. I see you're chewing gum. T. M. Swallow it! T. S. Let's hear you read that over. T. M. I wish you'd be quiet and sit down! T. S. Have a nice vacation! T. M. Glad to be rid of you! |
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