VOL. 6, NO. 3
OCT. 23, 1964
Recipe for a happy h'ween
By Dreama Wells

October 31! That's the night the wind howls madly, the ghosts fly hauntingly around through the dark eerie skies and scare the daylights out of anyone in sight. Yes, it's Halloween! The time when all young people go out trick or treating and end up mostly tricking. Trick or treating! Now do you really think you're too old for such nonsense? Well, maybe you are. Who's to tell. But you're only young once,

so why not make the most of it? Halloween should be a night of fun doing and having a good time, but there has to be some limit to your mischief. Here's one recipe guaranteed to give everyone a Halloween that they'll never forget!

Directions: Put unidentified Halloween costume on and make sure no one can recognize you. Next step: gather up 11 ingredients, mix well and place in trick or treat bag and get into getaway car. Next step: Pick up all your friends and a few enemies (they come in handy when you want to put the blame on somebody).). After picking up friends
in your fast getaway car, proceed to an unidentified side of town. There no one knows you and the fun really begins! Take your little trick or treat bag and pick a nice insufficiently lighted block to begin your wonderful evening of fun and games. But watch out. One must be very careful as not to be too mischievious.

After visiting an o 1 d haunted house, and having a few nervous laughs, proceed in collecting candy, after all that is the purpose of Halloween, isn't it?

Well, there's an evening of fun, adventure, and excitement all planned out for anyone who is willing to go out and give it a try! Good luck, and have a happy Halloween!

Signed, The Great Pumpkin

P.S. Remember being too mischievious might cause you to visit me - Police Station 521.