NOV. 6, 1964
Boy! Was that a halloween party or was that a HALLOWEEN PARTY! Tana and Cindy sure out did themselves this time. Mel Morrison had one, too. I hear Mel lent out her sugar-cookie costume this year. Gee, I sure love sugar cookies!
Collect any new "colorful objects" yet this year, Susie Spachman? I hear Ron Kolacek has broken six test tubes so far this year in biology class. Not bad, but I bet he didn't do it all on his lonesome. Next time Patty Johnson wears a soldier hat during Aqulana, she better use Elmer's glue to keep it on.
I wonder what tien, tien mon chien means? It seems that's all I ever hear Judith "Voo-Voo" Colebaugh say to Claude Stewart nowadays. Sounds like some kind of a code! Speaking of codes does D.L.F.E. mean anything to you, Pat LaSalle and Regina Ahrens?
Does Gloria Lippert have the mumps, or was she aceidently slugged in the halls? Maybe I better ask Butch Garcia. He seems to know a little bit about everything.
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Remember, the eyes of Morfit are upon you. Bye now.
Morfit and the Phynques