NOV. 20, 1964
The only thing missing at the party was Mike Mensinger and his "fender." I can't understand it. He and his guitar are usually present wherever there is music and dancing.
Did you know that Bev Nedwed carries cafeteria knives and forks in her purse? People 'tell me it's impulsive. But never fear Hal 'Rapunzel' Johnson is going to straighten her out.
Charlie Curren is all upset. He's disappointed that we didn't decide to have the Senior Prom at his house. We've thought of something to make up for it-we're going to bronze him, and leave him as a Class Gift-to posterity and all that business.
Paul Halverson needs some help from someone who's 'in.' Those socks of his just have to go. Maybe he could have a talk with Mar and Dar DeGrazio. They're so 'swave' that they bring their lunches to school in bandana-print lunch bags.
Lorine Held certainly finds Elmer's Glue versatile. She uses it to fix earrings, nylons, and 'anything else that needs mending.
If anyone knows the whereabouts of a Miss Gloria Patri, he'd better tell Dreama Wells. It seems that she's been looking for her lately-on Sundays in particular.
Joe Elliot is getting grandiose delusions. First he 'takes over English class. Then, he'll want to take over the school. What next? The world?
Tom Koulentes should go out for the swimming team. Diane Keller tells me he has webbed feet.
To conclude: yes, Dan Ost, 'there is a Morfit.
Remember: The eyes of Morfit are upon you.
Bye now, Morfit and the Phynques.