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| VOL. 6, NO. 7 |
DEC. 18, 1964
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| Merry Christmas everyone, but look out, seniors You're about to be sabotaged by the Man from F.R.O.S.M. (Freshman Ranks of Super Humans). They've eleven frosh, out to solve the age-old problem of why do seniors look down on frosh. Let's hope Santa brings them some nice toys to play with when they're not working out their problem. Let's also hope Santa brings Mr. Frey a turkey for Christmas. He claims he had beans and frankfurters for Thanksgiving. Judi Hoffmeyer doesn't need a turkey for Christmas - she can just keep on eating all those protein pills. I have been told several times to tell Susan Reeser that red isn't the only color in the world. Steve Warnke has many girl admirers during one of his studies, isn't that right Sue Hayes and Cheryl Bullerman? I had been wondering ill along-how in the world can I ever find Scott Eismann. Then someone told me to look for a small, blonde-haired girl, and there he was! Jan Divito wants a Mister Machine doll that resembles Larry Anderson. That way she can have someone to walk around with her, who Dick won't get jealous of. Santa should bring Mike Amling some paper and a pencil so he won't have to add equivalent reciprocal numbers in his head. Oehler's needs someone to replace Ron Van Scoyce, since Ron hurt his foot by dropping a corpse on it (so he says). Les Beizer desperately needs a book of Russian verb conjugations so he won't embarrass his whole class again. What's going on between Dave Krowka, Margie Kincaid, and Bonnie Klaus in 3rd period library? Looks like Dave's moving in on his brother and cousin. And what's this I hear about Linda Ambler and Kenny Norris? I understand that Pam Bol feels like a twink because of her knee socks, and Kathy Williams is having trouble parking. Last week I neglected to tell you that George Brondsema likes it too. Also, I have been informed that, "It's coming!!!!!" Merry Christmas, Happy New Year. |
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