VOL. 6, NO. 7
DEC. 18, 1964

Staff gives gift hints
The holiday season is here again, and it brings to everyone the problem of what to buy for the person who has everything. Here are a few suggestions.

A bottle of Gravel After Shave Lotion is the perfect gift for that earthy man who has rocks in his head. $7.70.

For animal lovers, a bamboo cage for your pet cricket, or, in case you don't have a pet cricket, a bamboo cricket is enclosed with the cage. $1.50.

A 16-page eyewitness account of the blizzard of 1888 so parents can prove to their children that the weather used to be worse than it is today. $1.
 For those girls who want to get rid of incriminating notes, an electric wastebasket that silently shreds "confidential papers" into one-eighteenth inch unreadable strips. $1.98.

Record collectors would love this - A vocal recording of 12 smash flops including "The Confederate Victory Song," "Congratulations, Tom Dewey," and "Bon Voyage, Titanic." $4.95.

Even if a person has everything he can still use money $1,000,000 in Confederate bills can be obtained for $2.98.