Greetings to all students and frosh as another school year begins!! I missed my fans this summer, but I'm so glad we're all back together.

My first huzzah goes to Mr. George Walker for being brave enough to take on all the Phynques (even me!!) as the new Westerner sponsor. Now on with the news!! Mark Weaver '69 is kindly requested to stop eating peanuts in study hall while people are wondering if Linda Eismann '67 had fun at the beach. Gee, and I hope Birdy Kabot '69, Leo Romano '67 and Les Belzer '66 have finally found their way around the school. It seems poor Les was in a daze as he stupidly walked out of the girls' washroom and asked where he was!!!

Randy Ryden '67 broke up his drama class with a silly skit, isn't that so Pam Williquette '66 and Bob Burgess '66?

Then Sharon Higgens '67 angrily told me she wouldn't speak to anyone until they called her "Corky." Meanwhile, several seniors better stay away from that squirt bottle, right John Marinello '66? Paul Hummel '66, crew chief of lighting, will play the part of a brat in the Senior Class play . . . typical, typical!!!! Buzz "Davy Crockett" Didier '67, why did you have to shoot your pet deer just to get that jacket, or whatever you call it?? Seems Linda Koltz '66, likes to yell into microphones during lunch.

Attention all girls: If you need a date for Homecoming please contact Steve Wischweh '66, because he is desperately trying to raffle off Bob Means '69, a college freshman!! Elizabeth Grange '67, I know who you are, I saw what you did! Did you know that a lot of junior girls are madly in love with a certain Steve Kriegermeier '69. Is it really true blonds have more fun, Barre Probst '67?? Hey, Sue Ziegler what mad dog (boy) bit you recently on your arm? Then there was the time the Jolly Blond Giant came back to school just to see a certain Carol Anderson '67. So R‑007 is the indoor track, eh, Jim Birchfield '69? While I'm here I might as well ask how "Steady" Eddy Lusk '67 is doing in Earth Science. Gee, I wonder why Ed Borski '66 is hungry nowadays? Must be cuz he doesn't eat his daily banana anymore. Speaking about frosh being dumb (OOPPSS!!) I hear that Phil Reich '66 dropped his lunch tray in the cafeteria. Bob Kunkel '66 seems happy these days. His wish came true. For now after two years as an alternate, he finally got promoted to Class Council ,representative, rah, rah!

Seems Tom Sagan '67 goes around putting spiders on people's back. Poor Sue Manke '67 looked awfully scared in the middle of the cafeteria! Terri Sassman '67 just sits around waiting for mysterious letters from agent 007. I hear Janie Leis '69 lost her voice . . . better get it back cuz we need your cheerleading spirit!! Drive much with your parking brake on, Linda Lehman '67? One word of advice for Mike Tamillo '68 and Frank Grange '68 stop picking on defenseless frosh girls!

Time to go, but remember the eyes of Morfit are upon you all!

Morfit
and the Phynques