HO‑OHHHHHHH ! I'm 006 from the Dublin office in support of Saint Patrick's Day. Do you have any Irish blood in you? I suppose you're wondering just what it is I'm doing staring at you out of this page. Well, I was out there actively supporting Saint Patrick's, I mean it IS Election Week, campaigning and all that. Well, don't knock it; how many Leprechauns do you see picketing for Saint Patrick every day? Well, at any rate, here I was just being a friendly picket when some nutty kids came along and thought I was that low class commercial leprechaun from that Lucky Charms package . . . Ugh! Well, I came here to seek refuge, further my cause (avid support of Saint Patrick‑he chased the snakes out of Ireland), and (I forget!)

What? You're still back there gawking at my name!!!! All of us in Ireland are numbered! Well, I have settled on another name ‑ Chauncy (You like it?) I thought about Harvey, but a rabbit got that one; and this spy business made me disregard Sean. But wait, I'm getting off the subject. Support of Saint Patrick‑. Change Maine West colors to green, gold, and white! Think of it! "Hail to thee the green, gold, and white, Warriors loyal we'll . . ." Oh, good I see you're turning slightly green‑wonderful!!

Now, have you any personal questions concerning leprechauns? Well, let's see! Do you want to know my height with or without hat Oh and about that pot of gold