Hello again! Spring has really gotten to some of us at Maine West, or maybe we're just auditioning for a "Batman" show. Bill Schultz was imitating goldfish and now it's chickens. What's next. Bill? There are also frantic hand signals and impersonations across the room in second period class. Poor Miss Streng!  John Carl and Monty Abbott like to wave to someone across English class, while Mike Tamillo enjoys imitating humming birds.

Election week brought out hidden personalities, too. Max Elsey can't hold on to his drumsticks, The Chains" tried to smuggle in a drummer that was under‑age. Joyce Hettgar spent most of her time collecting election tags.

Paul Hummel is going to have to learn to operate the microphone for Elijah rehearsals. Linda Bergera, have you found out who Mr. Rider is yet? Steffi Ells really took advantage of her St. Patrick's Day pin, didn't you, Steff?

It is true, Rick Davis, that you lost a car wheel the night of the Pow Wow? John Noto wants to know how Larry Bushmaker's garage is, and Sue Mencke is a little worried about her driveway. Elissa Wittman and Linda Virostko, why are you called lilies in English III, second hour?

Mike George created quite a sensation in geometry class with his orange and red combination. I think Shirley Davis and Betty Reed are trying to stuff the suggestion box. What was Dick Schellin doing in the sophomore assembly?

Pete Dellagrazio has quite a fan club eighth period‑right, Kandy Kelly, Pat Zawodnk, Pat Mollenkamp, and Linda Houck? And how about those little old cookie crumblers Gayle Hammer, Joyce Hettgar, and Mary Joswiak at 6B lunch? Speaking of lunch, are you trying to open a grocery store in your locker, Chuck Wold? All that fruit and candy

Mr. Leming seems to have a favorite in his fifth period history class. He calls her "Blush," but she takes it very well, don't you, Sue Grewe? There seems to be a particular pest in that room. Do you know anything about that, Bob Sagan? There's something new on Laurie Bard's finger, but only Gary Grooman knows what it is for sure. Is that your lunch bucket or your motorcycle helmet you come trotting in with every morning, Steve Carlson?

One last question: What biology teacher with the initals E.M.S. has a Batman Club sticker on the left front fender of his white Volkswagon?

Happy Fourth Quarter!
Morfit and the Phynques