VOL. VII, NO. 11
MARCH 25, 1966

What If...

Gary were orange instead of Brown.

Susan were a waitress instead of a Cook.

Dale were a Chevy instead of a Dodge.

Susan were gold instead of Gray.

Linda were pajamas instead of a Robe.

Gerald were a hydrant instead of a Pump.

Lynette were a fruit instead of a Berry.

Michael were a cook instead of a Baker.

Steven were a weasel instead of a Fox.

Barbara were a "baddy" instead of a Goodey.

Norm were Mississippi instead of Hudson.

Thomas were rain instead of Snow.

Pam were a steam instead of a Frost.

Van Winkle were a Rip instead of a John.

Trant were a sheriff instead of an Outlaw.