"I confess! I did it, and I'm glad I did," Miss Natasha Horsikov, French teacher, forcefully admitted. She then added, "I've been arranging the whole plan ever since I started teaching here in 1960. When I finally realized my plan could be completed last month, I began the final steps of the scheme."

It was discovered that Miss Horsikov entered the school at approximately 12:45 am. on Wednesday, February 30. She entered the building through a window leading into a typing room. Unfortunately, she received a bruise on her leg when she tripped over a table. But, still being driven by a passion to carry out her plan, she tore out of the room and into the hall, heading for the room which contained the papers she was after.

With the aid of a glass cutter taken from the art department, Miss Horsikov removed a pane from the cafeteria door and entered the lunch room. "Finally," she recalled, "after all these years of waiting, I was able to get the recipe for that white frosting!"

Miss Horsikov is now recovering in the hospital from a fall she received when she slipped on a banana peel while trying to escape from the cafeteria.