by Jerry Reid

When you read this issue
Please do not laugh;
For this exciting edition
Was produced by next year's staff.

We worked very hard
And strove to please;
It is impossible to imagine
How much we were teased.

Our purpose was to see just how we would do
Without the help of this year's crew.
Hopefully our work was not in vain;
So when you read this paper, don't go insane.