Hi ya group,

Without any ado, let's get right down to business! First of all, I would like to tell Bob Sagan that he cannot have his yearbook picture taken with his sunglasses on, no matter how much he thinks they make him look like a movie star. Sorry about that, Bob! And poor Linda Bergera ‑ you're not going to be allowed to go on any more of the GAA campouts if you keep getting sick during them! June Hettgar, did you say that it is Louie Smith that's been calling you "Dom?" Are you sure he hasn't been saying "Dumb"?

I hear that we have another poor soul among us! Poor Ken Helfers was trying to play a nice game of golf, when a flock of ducks started to chase him! While we're on the subject of animals, Betty Morgan and Cathy Peterson really went wild over the violet eyes of Jan Blume's pet baby fox. Control yourself. girls! Jim "Herman" Pier, I sure hope you didn't crack the water fountain in A‑wing when you got your head pushed into it! I guess I'd better send one of my super‑doper secret Morfit agents over there right away to check it out , . . they're valuable you know, Jim!

How's your sailboat coming along, Mike Pate?? Oh, by the way, did you know that Roger Hellekson can never remember his brother's name? It's Mike, in case you were wondering, Roger. Dave "Scott" Stayner has been looking like a walking zombie lately. You'd better either start getting more sleep or do something to keep awake during school. Did you know that Pam Schalla is awfully concerned about a certain biology teacher named Mr. Swearingen? I sure hope that Gary Schoefernacker isn't the jealous type! And John Walter, aren't you getting a little tired of running home during school hours to change? Don't ever ride with Kathy Hosier. It seems she likes to run out of gas on the Tri‑State Tollway.

Morfit and the Phynques!