To The School

I, Gary Robbins, do hereby will the smell from B‑wing chem lab to the school.

I, Janet Heller, do hereby will to Maine West my sister.

I, Tom Brinkman, do hereby will the teachers to the school. They deserve each other.

I, Joe Sintov, do hereby will my discontinued text books to the bookstore, so they can't make a profit on my books.

I, Martin Kovar, do hereby will the chemistry department my $10 worth of broken test tubes. Use them wisely.

I, Bill Drucker, do hereby will all of my Hot Rod magazines to detention study hall.


To Teachers

I, Douglas H. Newman, do hereby will to Mr. A. K. H. Cochrane all the cut off hair he had "cut off" my head.

I, Steve Sherwood, do hereby will to Mr. Cochrane all my blank hail passes.

I, Hugh Dorsey, do hereby will all my unmade detentions to Mr. Cochrane.

I, Mandy Rietz, do hereby will to Mr. Stenoien all my broken glass from lab experiments.

I, Dan Del Campo, do hereby will to Mr. Lindeman all my library fines.

I, Mike Malloy, do hereby will to Mr. Lindeman my ID card with five punches.

I, Sue Ziegler, do hereby will to Mr. Hommerding my long hair so that he can look like some of the boys that go to the Hut.

We, Katy Hosier and Barb Lonchar, do hereby will Mr. Stenoien two more brilliant chem students like us.

I, Carol Collister, do hereby will the cake crumbs in my biology locker to Mr. Miller, so that next year the Biology II class will have parties every holiday.

We, Lynn Anderson and Dianne Attore, do hereby will to Miss Thompson peace and quiet for the years to come.

I, Leora Winski, do hereby will to Miss Bovenmyer and Miss Van Ness the use of their office without being interrupted.

I, Gustavo Herrero, do hereby will to Mr. Barringer a Spanish dictionary of bad words.

I, Nancy Olig, do hereby will to all the gym teachers my cuts and bruises.

I, Barb Manning, do hereby will to Mr. Freeman all my free samples of pipe tobacco.

I, Pamela Frost, do hereby will all future channel 11 films to Miss Rauch.

I, Sue Bauer, do hereby will to Mr. Freeman a class that never answers questions.

I, Nancy Eiter, do hereby will all my Maalox to Mr. Freeman.

I, Guy Polito, do hereby will Mr. Bakalis my good looks, my Jade East, and my false ID cards, so he can paint Old Town red on Friday nights.

I, Bill Blaha, do hereby will my sleepless nights to Mr. Buckingham.

I, Devra Bredar, do hereby will my long bangs to Miss Basenbach.

I, Dale Brazale, do hereby will all my James Bond books to Mr. Todd.

I, Cindy Jacobson, do hereby will to Mr. May a freshman homeroom to nurse through the next four years.

I, Lewis Smith, do hereby will my pajama tops to Miss Basenbach.

I, Bob Bruehl, do hereby will to Mrs. Tucker a seat in the back of the room so she can listen in on any conspiracy against her.

I, Paul Bourgeois, do hereby will my ulcer to all my thoughtful teachers.

I, Alan Gerstung, do hereby will my former teachers the 16 progress reports which I have collected through the years.


To Freshmen

I, Nancy Carlson, do hereby will my remarkable ability of flubbing things up, together with my nickname, to any freshman who will use them to their fullest capacity.

I, Jon Koumoungis, do hereby will Mr. Buckingham to the next bunch of kids that are lucky enough to gaze upon his scholarly countenance for four whole years.

I, Donna Engle, do hereby will Mr. Frey to the incoming Ubangies – since he won't be going to Africa.

I, Marianne Bretsnyder, do hereby will Miss Streng to some unsuspecting freshman homeroom.

I, Kathy Wagner, do hereby will D‑wing to any frosh not susceptible to colds.

I, Barb Thode, do hereby will my blue‑striped gym socks to any freshman who wants them.

I, Carol Malmberg, do hereby will my holey gym shoes to some lucky frosh.

I, Joanne Henk, do hereby will all the homeroom assemblies to all the incoming freshmen.

I, Robin Keiser, do hereby will to my frosh brother my smelly gym suit and socks in case he loses his.

I, Greg Johnson, do hereby will to some unsuspecting freshman my petrified gym suit.

I, Richard Lee Miller, do hereby will the knowledge that I have acquired in the past four years to the senior class of 1970.

I, Dotsy Wager, do hereby will the "curse of D‑wing homerooms" to all freshmen.


To Next Year's Seniors

I, Nancy Clark, do hereby will all my broken lab supplies to any of this year's poor unsuspecting juniors scheduled to take chem next year.

I, Julie Szabo, do hereby will my box of No‑doze with a used Dixie cup to next year's seniors.

I, Sandy Jackson, do hereby will the "ouija" board to all this year's juniors who question the future.

I, Brigitte Markschat, do hereby will to all the juniors my bottle of tranquilizers and the hook How to Sleep in Class with Your Eyes Open.

I, Sue Van Cleve, do hereby will a surprise to about 20 junior girls.

I, Jim Falcinelli, do hereby will to all juniors a wonderful Monday morning.

I, Bill Hettgar, do hereby will the most uncomfortable desk in first period study to any tired senior next year.

I, Nancy Glander, do hereby will to next year's chemistry students cots to sleep on during movies.

I, Margery Ver Merris, do hereby will to all this year's dumb juniors planning to take chemistry next year all my No-doze pills.

To Friends

I, Colin Baenziger, do hereby will to Mark Weaver '67 all the broken scenery which I possess from V‑show.

I, Karen Brothe, do hereby will Johnny Balma '67 my seductive lock, and Kurt Soroosh '67 all my nickles and quarters.

I, Jim Langdon, do hereby will my personal shower nozzle and handle to Eddie Lusk '67.

I, Bruce MacDonald, do hereby will to George Kinstedt '66 a shaving kit complete with brush and tooth brush all full of shaving cream.

I, Larry Janssens, do hereby will my great initiative to do gymnastics routines to Ron Sass '67.

I, George Plate, do hereby will my automotive knowledge to Bob Klatt '69 so he can fix cars.

I, Ed Borski, do hereby will to Jim Murphy '67 a set of training wheels for his 305 Yamaha.

I, Mike Albrecht, do hereby will my price stamp from our friendly National store to Bob Holm '67.

I, John Austin, do hereby will a three dimensional tic‑tac‑toe tournament to Ray Kuntz '67 and my biggest textbook to John Bishop '67.

I, Annette Beyer, do hereby will to Mary Means '67 my moldy banana baby food for her ulcer.

I, Rich Hudson, do hereby will three boxes of No‑doze, half a pint of midnight oil, and 31 measures of rest to Steve Lilja '67, in hopes he can keep above C‑level during V‑show next year.

I, Burt Lucas, do hereby will to my sister Meg '69 my charm, good looks, and extreme modesty.

I, Linda Waters, do hereby will to Lori Vogtritter '68 all my Texas suntans.

I, Brad Reay, do hereby will my '57 Metropolitan Rambler to John Holtz '67, because he thinks it still runs.

I, Carol Currier, do hereby will my nickname, "Corruptless" to Debbie Sider '68 in hopes that she will put it to good use.

I, Larry Hofmann, do hereby will my Sigma Chi Epsilon sweatshirt to Jim Murphy '67 in the hope that it will protect him during his many falls off his Yamaha.

I, Sam Keller, do hereby will to Jim Chalupnik '67 a pair of cracked '57 Desoto hemi‑heads and a busted mailbox post.

I, Darla Trick, do hereby will all my fencing wounds to Glen Pohlman '66 to pay him back for all he has inflicted on me.


To Anyone

I, Sue Kabot, do hereby will my chemistry lab books to any poor soul who is planning to have as much trouble in chemistry as I did.

I, Larry Collins, do hereby will my excellent chemistry techniques to any student attempting to pass chemistry the hard way.

I, Greg Clark, do hereby will my lab breakage bill to any student foolhardy enough to take Chem II next year, and my gold socks to anyone who has shoes to match.

I, Carolyn Relph, do hereby will my Modismo book to any future Spanish II student, of Mr. Anderson, who can learn them.

I, Russ White, do hereby will my long hair, Beatle boots, and broken guitar strings to any underclassmen who want to start a combo.

I, Beth Olson, do hereby will my chemistry book to some other poor soul who gets caught in the trap.

I, George Kinstedt, do hereby will all my broken chem glasswear to all future chem students so they can learn as much as I did from it.

I, Mary Pepmiller, do hereby will my coveralls to any girl who is brave enough to take auto shop.

I, Janis Blume, do hereby will an unlimited supply of nylons for the unfortunate person to sit at my seat in 5A lunch period.

I, Joan Brown, do hereby will my crammed locker to anyone brave enough to open it.

I, Ronee Downing, do hereby will my saddle shoes to anyone who would follow in my footsteps.

I, Wendy Geertz, do hereby will my talent for bumming rides to anyone else who hates busses and is too scatterbrained to drive a ear.

I, Judy Serone, do hereby will my basset hound, Sherlock, to anyone who can paper train him.

I, Karen Gabbert, do hereby will my very small Pom Porn uniform skirt to any girl small enough to fit into it.


Miscellaneous

I, Carol Schlanbusch, do hereby will to any needy skier a pair of crutches and my place in restricted gym.

I, Carl Basner, do hereby will a swimming‑pool lifeguard's perch to the Maine West Warrior so he can rest.

I, Sue Anderson, do hereby will my eighth period gym class to Dunning Mental Hospital.

I, Gina Rosner, do hereby will to the students of Maine the indigestion that comes from the hurried 20‑minute lunch periods.

I, Kris Nielsen, do hereby will to the next Girls' Club president all the unpaid bills.

I, Jill Johanson, do hereby will to my fourth hour gym class a can of deodorant to share.

I, Sandy Cappelen, do hereby will my baton to next year's twirling corps captain.

I, Dennis Owens, do hereby will ‑ would you believe school spirit?