Hi ya kids!

Here's the couple of the month: Cheryl "Pigmy" Chick and Owen "Green Giant" Whitman. Along with his singing wash bottle, John Wrenn and Fran "Elcine" Urban should start a new singing trio.

It seems there are quite a few mysterious people around. I wonder if Tom Pyron, Craig Rowells, and Phil Murdock have heard from Gloria lately. Someone told me that she wanted to meet Marc, right Cheryl Bard? I'll bet Trudy Branch has told Donna Ellwanger and Sara McCoy about the Night Rider by now. Just because you've been messing around with grapevines doesn't mean you're Tarzan, Pete Dellegrazio. Okay, Steve Waecker, now that you and Tim Hoffman have your Dial Tones doesn't mean that you have to wear them out on certain freshman girls!

I'd better warn you, Dan Harrity, that it's getting too cold for you to wear Bermuda shorts in gym class. Be smart like Meg Lucas and wear your dad's sweat pants ‑ either that, or bright burgundy levis like Mike Mahoney. Or better yet, there's always a Katie Levan's bathrobe. Seems like a lot of people wear them, right Pete Gianpetro?

I have noticed some pretty smooth moves recently. Joyce Buthman fell down the front steps. Nancy Lilja dropped her plate in the lunch room, and it didn't take long for Pam Kariotis to push hers off the table. Pretty funny huh, Nancy Hower? But it wasn't very funny, Rick Didier, when you hit me with one of the apple cores you seem to be in the habit of throwing out your physical science window. Ouch!

Aw, the new girl in school is only Pam Lindberg with her hairpiece. The hair must have come from Larry Lavander. It seems his ears got lowered. Harriet Hall was sung "Happy Birthday" to in 5B lunch. Then sixth period, Burt Lucas and Mike Minerva had a money pool in their Spanish 4 class. The one with the lowest "F" on the test won. Maybe Sue Kabot knows who the dumb, rich one was.

I wonder if Donna "Sue" Hostetler and Dennis "Steve" Doyle have found any maps yet. Kim "laughing girl" Mercer must think something is pretty funny. Every time I see her, she's giggling. Maybe she has the map!

As I walk down the halls undetected, I see Janie Leis and Leslie Hill wearing crew socks and gym shoes. Gosh, yours are almost as neat as the ones Gayle McCarthy wore the other day, but I know one thing Leslie has that's neater than anything Gayle has, and that's an egg shampoo.

That's all for now! And if you see a cute little doggie in the halls don't be alarmed, it's just me!

Bye now! Morfit
and the Phynques